Villainous Pet Stories

Not sure I've ever read a more DL-typical part of a post than this "Maybe a cat who broke your Lalique on purpose? A dog who shat on your best caftan? A gerbil who ruined your date night?"

Dollface thread.

I was visiting my good friend and her kitty didn't like me. We went out the 2nd day of my visit and when we got back to her house that kitty took the biggest dump ever right in the middle of my pillow on the bed! I was terrified

Is he a rescue cat?

[quote] My cat is a fat little devil

They do say animals begin to resemble their owners......

R3: did your pillow smell like kitty litter?

My mother had a beautiful long haired Calico named Sable (Sabie) who bit her ankles when she spoke too loudly on the phone.

The cat loved me. My mother said she, Sabie, preferred men and joked I'd better not tell the little thing I was gay. Sabie would be on my lap within 5 minutes of me sitting down, all, "meow, meow, meow" rubbing all over my face and begging to be touched

Then she got out one day and was found dead, probably hit by a car. I still suspect Mom. She adopted a new cat, male, (Peter) a few days later and he loved everyone. Didn't have a mean bone in his body.

Still loved me best. Hopped up on my lap within 5 minutes of my sitting down. "Meow, meow, meow!" Rubbing my face and begging to be touched.

My mother said, "just great. They're both gay"

My cat -my RESCUE cat!, tried to murder me last night. He tripped me, knocking me into a mirrored closet door -which I crashed through. It is a miracle I didn't bleed to death! As it is, I have a couple of bruised ribs and a broken foot. I feel like I was in a car wreck. And the little feline wretch is acting like I attacked HIM! I'm holed up in bed, and he's busy clawing my new leather chair.

R6, it did not. Just my wonderful scent.

My childhood dog intentionally peed on our couch after we let her inside when she'd been accidently left in the backyard for hours (the weather was perfect).

Years later she snuck around the perimeter of our acreage and into the neighbour's chicken coop where she killed every single bird. Muffin was a fifteen pound Maltese/Poodle mix.

We rehomed her with a friend of my grandparents.

Gall Face Thread

You're lucky you escaped that visit with your life R3!

Not really evil…when my dog was sick he had diarrhea. I would usually wash his whole butt when we came inside. I was too slow about it one day and that was the only time he came to sit next to me on the sofa when he was sick.

r13 Eeeeeewww! LOL

My sister’s cats walked all over me when I was suffering from Mono. They gos&ex at me with their evil cat eyes.

[quote]gos&ex

LOL. What in the bottom shelf pinot noir is this supposed to mean?

My brother's dog hates me. I've tried to get along with her, but she treats me like a chew toy. She's actually caused a rift between my brother and me.

^ It's this bitch or that bitch!

I used to let a neighbor's cat come into my place at night and sleep with me. One morning it woke me up with a bite on the nose.

That cat loved you, R19.

Whenever I watch cat videos and hear cat stories, I'm just amazed at what cat owners put up with. Biting, scratching, jumping up and knocking stuff over, walking over you while you're sleeping, etc.

It takes a special kind of person to deal with that kind of behavior - and it isn't me, that's for sure.

I have met some nice cats - but they always also come with annoying or destructive behaviors. I don't get it.

When my dog was a puppy she was quite destructive. She loved to bite anything wood - the first step on the staircase, the wood trim around my back door, the base board around the top of the staircase. Luckily she grew out of it once she stopped teething.

But I could never deal with a cat scratching up my furniture, knocking things over at 5 am, and the awful smelling litter box.

R22 - or sitting on your face as you're trying to sleep in - running around at night - and swatting or biting you.

Dogs - particularly puppies their first year - have their problems, but they can be taught behavior modification. Cats - I'm not so sure.

Man, I am lucky to have great cats all my life. Diurnal (but I try to adopt so the new one learns the established one's behaviour), no scratching in the wrong places (I teach them where to scratch with treats), never knocking anything over, no biting.

But I do get fleas every year since the pandemic now, even though they're indoor cats.