His thoughts are seldom consecutive.
He just can write.
I know a movie executive
Who's twice as bright.
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His thoughts are seldom consecutive.
He just can write.
I know a movie executive
Who's twice as bright.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 1, 2025 2:58 AM |
When love congeals, it soon reveals the faint aroma of performing seals, the double crossing of a pair of heels! I wish I was in love again!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 30, 2025 8:10 PM |
ZIP! I was reading Schopenhauer last night
ZIP! And I think that Schopenhauer was right!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 30, 2025 10:07 PM |
Sir Charles came from a sanatorium,
and yelled for drinks in my emporium.
I mixed one drink, he's in memoriam,
to keep my love alive!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 30, 2025 10:11 PM |
Mother warned me My instincts to deny Yet I fail, the male is frail The heart is quicker than the eye
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 30, 2025 10:33 PM |
Unrequited love's a bore
And I've got it pretty bad
But for someone you adore
It's a pleasure to be sad
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 30, 2025 10:36 PM |
My favorite of his songs is ‘Manhattan’ as sung by Lee Wiley. He was brilliant, so many great ones.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 30, 2025 10:38 PM |
Birth control and the modus operandi / Are much too good for the average floosie
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 30, 2025 10:41 PM |
Git along, little taxi, you can keep the change
I'm ridin' home to my kitchen range
Way out west on West End Avenue
Oh, I'd love to listen to the wagon wheels
That bring the milk that your neighbor steals
Way out west on West End Avenue
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 30, 2025 10:49 PM |
A dream of you is newly born each night and day
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 30, 2025 10:52 PM |
Appropriate for Datalounge:
I heard from a wise canary
Trilling makes a fellow willing,
So, little swallow, swallow now.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 30, 2025 11:30 PM |
Who?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 1, 2025 12:17 AM |
I’ll be loving you Always In some very big and Small ways. My love is as grand As Paul Whiteman’s band And it weighs as much as Paul weighs, Always.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 1, 2025 12:56 AM |
Keep him and just for the lure of it
marry him too.
Keep him, for you can be sure of it
he can't keep you.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 1, 2025 2:41 AM |
Beans could get no keener reception in a beanery
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