Orgy thief STEALS poppers and lube from DL Fave and gay porn icon, Dallas Steele

Poppers and lube: don't leave home without them.

Hey! That’s me they’re talkin’ about!

I think we need to hear Miss Manners' take on this.

Thieving WHORES!

Imagine that.

Thieves at a party full of drugged and sexed up fisting freaks.

Will wonders never cease?

Low-bar humble brag

Bottom-barrel humble brag

Whatever happened to class!

He can make a holding strap for his condiments with that leathery skin of his.

The other guests probably thought “hey maybe if we hide these, he’ll leave!”

Stealing at an orgy is an especially shitty thing to do

“People are so trashy!”

LOL!

Please don’t mention shit and orgy in the same sentence.

I occasionally photograph models as a side gig.

Many of the models (these are women btw) attend these things called “foot parties” and they sit in a chair with their feet up as men line up to slobber all over their feet. It sounds so sordid, like something from a Pasolini movie. Apparently the men are not supposed to expose themselves or have manual release but that gets sketchy.

The one thing that definitely can’t happen is “foot jobs,” which is exactly what it sounds like. One model told me that a foot party got shut down because the girls were selling them anyway and someone ratted the party out to the NYPD.

(Imagine that raid! The girls couldn’t run away because they had jism all over their feet.)

But I digress. The reason I brought it up was, the girls all told me theft was absolutely rampant at the foot parties, wallets, phones and other valuables regularly being stolen, apparently by the models themselves. One model told me her shoes were stolen and she had to beg the party coordinator for a pair of beat up old skippies two sizes too small for her.

Be careful out there, perverts. It’s a jungle!

[quote] One model told me that a foot party got shut down because the girls were selling them anyway and someone ratted the party out to the NYPD.

Thanks for the storyline idea! We ran out of material a decade ago.

Why does he have a “small” bottle of lube.

And who can steal and run away with a dildo?

This is why you always follow DL advise to prelube. You never know who's going to have "sticky fingers". at you next orgy

Oh, you can tuck a dildo away somewhere easily enough, they tell me, R16

Actually if the dildo is hollow, you could use it to spirit away all sorts of valuables without getting caught

R14 Right out of EATING RAOUL!

Do you even realize the amount of core strength necessary to give a footjob to completion? I wouldn’t fuck with any of those chicks.

Stop taking poppers.

r14 Triggered.

The audacity of these orgy whores and foot fetish whores at R14!

Who would think there'd be a time when whores and drug addicts would resort to STEALING!

Remember that time when Mrs. Trumbill stole Lucy's poppers and lube at the Mertz's orgy?

So he can bring it everywhere he goes r16

He is so disgusting, he must smell like an adult bookstore AND an STD clinic.