How in the fuck is Trump still alive?

You know what they say about luck... eventually it runs out.

Only the good die young...

He obviously has the power of regeneration. Did you not see how his ear grew back?

Side note: former presidents Bill Clinton and Al Gore both follow a vegan diet:

He looks like absolute shit, even for a 79 year old. He could drop dead at any second.

When was Al Gore president? I missed that R4

Narcissists often have great longevity.

Their kids and partners, not so much

He's preventing Shady Vance from turning the U S. into a theocracy.

Because he is Beelzebub.

The Antichrist won’t die until he’s cast into the pit of flames

As much time as he spends golfing and not even a friggin lighting bolt.

Narcissists do live a long time. Also bastards can have great longevity. My friend’s horrible mother lived on candy and cigarettes and died at 98. Eventually dementia got it but she was extremely healthy almost all of her life.

I think alcohol and drugs really take their toll when you get older and Trump has avoided both supposedly.

Because there is no God, OP.

I don't want to deal with him.

I think that the most dangerous thing for him is that he never exercises. He thinks that the body has a finite amount of energy and that exercise uses that up early. But exercise keeps his heart more resilient. It makes him less likely to have an attack walking up a hill or a steep flight of steps to a plane.

Maybe he gets some health credit for never smoking, drinking or using drugs.

We don't want him here. His friend Jeffrey is a giant pain in the ass already.

His mother lived to be 88. His father until...93.

Sleep is also crucial to good health. He's been up at 3AM rage-tweeting for the last 10 years.

I don't think he'll make it all 4 years. Then again, I thought the Big Macs would have caught up to him by now, so who really knows when he will die.

Adderall isn't a drug??

Pray for trump to have a fatal heart attack.

R17, most of Trump's siblings are dead, and none of them lived as long as their parents.

God hates us. He really, really hates us.

I think conflict and arguments energizing him rather than tiring him out like most people has a lot to do with it.

You should see the portrait in his attic...

R22, I’m reminded of Hitler, who truly was infinitely worse than Dump. I wonder how many people prayed for his demise before it actually happened. My feeling is (and it’s just me) that God basically leaves us to our own devices to reap what we sow. So… I will also add (just me) that when praying for something personal in my life, my prayers have been answered. But I never pray for material things like money or a job, it is always for someone else’s health or well-being (and sometimes my own).