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by Anonymousreply 17June 30, 2025 7:20 PM

Melania, pace your drinking.

by Anonymousreply 1June 29, 2025 11:19 PM

Ken, I'll go with "What did Lauren Sanchez have to say to get that big diamond engagement ring?"

by Anonymousreply 2June 29, 2025 11:34 PM

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[quote]I wish suck your beautiful cock and fuck me hard and swallow your cum last drop

Found written on the wall of one of the White House bathrooms.

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Mr. Cruise, we've had this conversation before.

Here's your Maxi-Trenta Decaf Nonfat Latte with 20 sugars. Thank you for coming to Starbucks.

by Anonymousreply 7June 30, 2025 12:52 AM

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by Anonymousreply 9June 30, 2025 1:54 AM

This is what Trump's masseurs are required to say to him at his golf resorts.

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What if they have an ugly dick and yellow toenails?

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by Anonymousreply 12June 30, 2025 2:39 AM

[quote] You're too shart for that gesture, OP.

Stealth scat post.

by Anonymousreply 13June 30, 2025 5:52 AM

You Datalounge gays MUST stop writing these pathetic mash notes to My Peter!

He’s not interested in you! Why would he be! He has a vivacious spouse at home whose breasts are still miraculously firm, after 5 years of breast feeding!

And My Peter’s spouse is a smart, independent businesswoman, with the #2 Luluroe business in Traverse City!

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