Is Sydney Sweeney the town HOLE?

Look at Orlando's muscular legs.

Goddamn!

Orland Bloom.

*cough* SLUT!

*cough* SLUT!

She’s a single young beautiful woman. Is she supposed to be at home knitting?

And she’s dressed quite modestly actually

Is there anyone in Hollywood that Sydney Sweeney HASN'T slept with?

use it or lose it

Quite big tits.

Forget the whores of both genders. What's more interesting is the menu at the Bezos/Sanchez grotesque fest:

If anyone is a whore, it’s Sanchez.

Gold digging whore.

Maybe Sydney has expanded her business ventures into the realm of whoring? Perhaps the recent Baskin Robbins brand deal isn't paying her bills?

No wonder she gets so many auditions....

Sydney Sweeney 'Danced Till 2am' With Tom Brady At Bezos' Wedding Where She Was The 'Most Sought-After Person'

She the town pump.

Or the town bicycle...whichever you prefer.

But she's definitely it.

Excuse me. If you're whoring yourself for money, you ought to be paid. A meal at Red Lobster and a Coach handbag is not good enough.

Like anyone criticizing her on this thread would turn down a chance to get that dick.

Whew!

Finally, the pressure is off of me.

Do you know how many times I had to blow Harvey Weinstein's rancid cock???

The dinner's theme exemplifies the South of Italy, and some of the world's most impressive chefs are catering, including celebrated culinary artist Fabrizio Mellino. In 2023, Mellino made a name for himself when he became one of the youngest chefs ever to earn three Michelin stars. He did so at just 30 years old for his Naples-based restaurant, Quattro Passi.

Bezos and Sanchez's wedding spread is set to include a Mellino classic, spaghetti alla Nerano (an Italian dish everyone should order at least once), before guests enjoy a wedding cake created by French pastry chef Cédric Grolet. The event will also feature small-scale cuisine served by Salvatore de Riso's famous patisserie in Minori, which features some of the region's most prominent ingredients like hazelnuts, ricotta, and lemon.

She's UDDER-ly fabulous!

She’s been linked with far fewer men than Taylor Swift…

You can make spaghetti alla Nerano for about a dollar a serving: spaghetti, zucchini, provolone. That's not food for a billionaire wedding.

Her relationships appear to have been more, shall we say, "organic" than Swift's as well.

Well, Taylor Swift has been famous for over 15 years and is 35 years old.

Of COURSE she's been linked to more men than Sweeney, who has only been famous for what...3 years? SS is 27 years old. She's definitely running through them.

[quote] She’s been linked with far fewer men than Taylor Swift…

You're kidding, right?

Taylor Swift "dated" Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, Tom Hiddleston, and Jake Gyllenhaal, among others.

Oh, and by the way... THEY'RE ALL GAY!!!

"Sydney: La Puttana Americana a Venezia."

Sydney, I love big tits but I'm now happily married to Brittani.

She must have a great PR team, because her biggest movie only made $220 million, and that was mainly due to Glen Powell. All of her other movies have been huge flops. She should stick to TV.

"Huge flops"

Like her tits are going to be.

[quote] She must have a great PR team

Yes.

Here they are....

[quote] Sydney Sweeney is the town ho.

FIFY, OP.

Why are straight guys so obsessed with boobs?

I don't get tit.

Tits Magee is a step up from fake astronaut Katy Perry.

She is young, hot, and has a killer body, of course men want to be around her. Hell, I'm a big homo and I want to be around her.

"Tits McGee"

Never has a nickname fit someone so perfectly.

Doesn't anyone want to suck on MY tits???

Orlando????

DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN R35!

“Perhaps if I show half a tit, I’ll get the role!”

Want more, R36???

You love it, don't you??

She's more suited to cheap porn. Then again so is Lauren Sanchez, even though she just married one of the richest men on the planet.

You can have Sydney Sweeney.

I'll take Orlando Bloom.

Katy Perry's tits are fake.

Sydney's tits are real.

that dumb article excluded the full menu, "written by ai"? .i have an interest in menus for special occasions

What's going on with Orlando's thighs. Wow. He is NOT skipping leg day.

If Orlando's supposed to be on a date with Sweeney, Tom Brady is also right there in these photos. Who's the third wheel again?

They all look like strangers in these photos anyways. Because they're pals.. it's the wedding's singles table.

[quote] If Orlando's supposed to be on a date with Sweeney, Tom Brady is also right there in these photos. Who's the third wheel again?

Maybe she's being spit roasted by Tom and Orlando, and then double penetrated?

She IS the Town Hole, you know.

I think she's addicted to fame.

[quote] And she’s dressed quite modestly actually

Because her vagina is swollen and needs to breathe.

What a WHORE!!!

Wall-eyed whore.

[quote] She’s a single young beautiful woman. Is she supposed to be at home knitting?

Yes.

That, and cooking all the meals, and cleaning up after her husband and children.

Did all the male wedding guests pull a train on Sydney, after the reception?

Put Sweeney aside; Bloom has great legs. Who knew? Now we do!

[quote] Is Sydney Sweeney the town HOLE?

YES

I love how in the foto of them being linked, it’s shot in a way where it looks like they’re walking next to each other when in fact she could be 13 steps ahead. They hardly look like they are together. Sweeney is more likely gonna shoot her shot with Brady. Now that’s a “set for life” card after the tits and acting have gone south.

OP desperately want to be the Town Hole.

She has really big tits.

I had no idea.

Would have been funny if some disaster struck the wedding and the world lost a heap of celebs & billionaires all at once