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Let's Talk About Underrated Character Actor Will Patton. Is He Family?

I was watching "No Way Out" this weekend and remembered how sexy he was in the movie, despite playing a psychopath with a not-so-thinly-veiled gay obsession with Gene Hackman's character. He played a similar sexy villain in "Desperately Seeking Susan," and even though he hasn't aged all that well (see his 2015 DUI arrest mugshot and his appearance in 2018's "Halloween" reboot), he's always been a solid actor who consistently delivers good performances.

He just turned 71 and it doesn't look like he's ever been married or has any kids, and I can't think of any past romantic gossip about him. What say you, DLers? Is he of the homosexual persuasion? And would you have tapped that back in the day?

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by Anonymousreply 16June 29, 2025 6:26 PM

OP, you answered your own question. Can YOU seriously imagine him with a wife or girlfriend? I have an easier time picturing Morrissey dating a woman.

by Anonymousreply 1June 29, 2025 1:24 PM

Let's not forget Will as Horst in After Hours.

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by Anonymousreply 2June 29, 2025 1:31 PM

He never pinged for me, but he was definitely sexy back in the day. A "bad boy" you wanted to fuck, but you'd feel bad about yourself afterward.

by Anonymousreply 3June 29, 2025 1:31 PM

[R2] That was rude, Paul.

by Anonymousreply 4June 29, 2025 4:01 PM

He will forever by Kentucky Bluebird on Search for Tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 5June 29, 2025 4:26 PM

I stopped caring if he was family when he hit forty.

by Anonymousreply 6June 29, 2025 4:44 PM

He was supposedly involved with Alison Elliott circa "The Spitfire Grill." There's a rumor he and a girlfriend had a baby within the last few years but if that's true he's kept as quiet as he's kept almost everything in his personal life (minus the DUI arrest).

by Anonymousreply 7June 29, 2025 5:03 PM

With a cunty facial expression like that? How could he NOT be?

by Anonymousreply 8June 29, 2025 5:11 PM

Coming soon: Will costars with Clive Owen and Melissa McCarthy in the DL soon-to-be-fave "Unspeakable: The Murder of Jon-Benet Ramsey".

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by Anonymousreply 9June 29, 2025 5:19 PM

R9 Can't wait! That's gonna be DL catnip. I can see Melissa McCarthy as Patsy.

by Anonymousreply 10June 29, 2025 5:32 PM

[quote] He was supposedly…

[quote] There's a rumor…

He pings from the Andromeda Galaxy.

by Anonymousreply 11June 29, 2025 5:43 PM

He's from South Carolina. Has Miss Lindsey had him?

by Anonymousreply 12June 29, 2025 5:49 PM

R11 You think so? I get no pings.

by Anonymousreply 13June 29, 2025 6:21 PM

Plug in your sonar!

by Anonymousreply 14June 29, 2025 6:22 PM

His face scream big dick energy. So darn cute too.

by Anonymousreply 15June 29, 2025 6:23 PM

R9 Will Will play John Ramsey or a cop?

I'm guessing a cop.

by Anonymousreply 16June 29, 2025 6:26 PM
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