Could you be a vampire?

the vampire theme has been done to death

Yes OP. I'd love to be a vampire. It would be a great existence.

I don’t understand the question, and I refuse to answer it.

can vampires fall asleep on the toilet?

what if I was just resting my eyes?

The philosophical/moral undercurrent of the vampire figure is not exactly flattering. It's actually kind of tragic. The whole point is that being a vampire bleeds your life of meaning while you literally bleed the life out of others. Without the finality of death, your existence eventually slides into a state of perpetual listlessness and, eventually, meaninglessness at the expense of the mortals around you.

[Quote] about having to drain peoples bloods.

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According to Buffy, vampires don't have souls. That would mean they have no sense of right and wrong and are not guided by humanity's moral code. So, draining a human is fine.

Oh, I’m glad to read that. R7.

Well op, I have earned my red wings but you haven't...

I think you'd have find a way to both live off the grid and live around a bunch of humans to drain. This might be impossible in the coming decades.

The reporter in the Interview with the Vampire tv series asked Louis how he hid from the cloud and it was basically waved away.

If vampires were real and humans got to know about it, they'd be extinct in a year at the most.

Just drink blood of MAGA people and smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.

[quote]The whole point is that being a vampire bleeds your life of meaning while you literally bleed the life out of others.

R5 sounds like my ex

In answer to my question, yeah, just put me next to a maximum security prison facility, easy pickings and wouldnt put an undue load on my conscience. No way would I want to hunt normal everyday folk though

There is no rule that I'm aware of that says Vampires have to drink human blood and if there is, just steal from blood banks. You could go the animal route or the blood banks. However, truth be told, I wouldn't have a problem hunting and draining certain humans.

As Darla told Angelus: "What we once were informs all that we have become... Simple death won't change that."

I have a list of people who would have it coming. They would be drained without my guilt.

It's comforting to know that some of you would happily become serial killers if the circumstances were right.

Sadly, though, there are no such things as vampires.

Now, let's fantasize next about what our lives would be like if we were leprechauns.

on my knees in a porno booth draining ... I've felt vampiric.

Anne Rice laid all of this out in her novels.

Op, you’re thinking way too deeply about fiction.

It’s like an adolescent girl who pretends she’s Cinderella . YOU have to grow up

I bet R15 is a blast at parties.

[quote] So, draining a human is fine.

Food is food.

What makes you think there are no leprechauns here?

DL has a global audience.

I’m sure we have a few.

While it may be true that there are people who deserve to be drained, the trick is finding the right ones.

I suggest you work for the police or perhaps the DA.

I wouldn't have a problem being a leprechaun or any magical creature. Leprechauns seem like a fun bunch. You grant wishes, play tricks, cause chaos - nothing but good times. I'd prefer to be a vampire because you get eternal life out of the deal. Being a witch would be fun, as long as you're a Bewitched kind of witch, and not one of those witches where there are consequences for using your powers.

And don’t forget the pot of gold. Almost as good as a bitcoin stash, but heavy and difficult to secure.

I'd rather be a Doctor Manhattan-esque god being than any magical creature, since we're talking about crazy power fantasies. I'd really take out the trash then, r15.

You definitely need a vampire posse to make it work. Solitary vampires are nasty, but everyone loves vampire ensembles!

If I could swallow loads instead of blood, maybe

There are parties where people like to engage in speculating about the ethics of drinking other people's blood, r18?

What fun!

Is there vampire porn?

There’s ☘️ leprechaun 🍀 porn!

Of course there’s leprechaun porn.

Leprechauns are human beings (sort of). They yearn. They ache. They shop. They deserve love. And jewelry.

How do you earn money if you are a new vampire? If you were not already well funded? The more ancient vampires have compound interest working for them.

R30 I presume they work regular jobs like the rest of us, probably night shift work is a good option - security guards, shelf stackers at Walmart etc, overnight long distance truck drivers, staffing 24/7 fast food joints and gas stations, that kind of thing.

Its hard to get reliable people for overnight shifts so that would open up your options a fair bit

Vampire porn

No. I would not want to be a vampire. You would never see the sun again.

Folklore leprechauns are uhky and usually lonely drunks who steal booze.

The hours I keep are like theirs.

[quote]How do you earn money if you are a new vampire?

You glamour wealthy people and they set up accounts for you.