Lauren Sanchez had her most vulgar

*at her most vulgar

You could caulk a lot of bathroom tiles with all that silicone.

His $500 Million yacht wouldn’t fit in the canal. And it is 90 degrees. Higher Powers are looking out for the other 99%. 🙏👏🏼🙏 May the uber rich sweat their f*cking ass off, may their makeup melt, and may their marriage share the same fate of Bezo’s last marriage.

They'll be divorced in less than 10 years, so why did they even bother with this fiasco?

I really really really hate fake tits.

You can buy big tits, but you can't buy class.

[quote]They'll be divorced in less than 10 years, so why did they even bother with this fiasco?

For the gifts.

She'll have her fun bags removed now that she has a ring on it.

Sing it Countess r6

OP, that's an AI photo.

Meanwhile, Lauren’s ex has moved on in spectacular fashion.

I wanted to see her in a stunning gown. Simple, yet somewhat stately.

She just cannot do it, not even on her wedding day.

I think she’s got a fantastic body, & I have zero issues with her wanting to show it off, but it’s clear she doesn’t REALLY appreciate fashion, or its application towards decorum, depending on what event one is attending/participating in.

Aside from all else, congrats to the newlyweds. I genuinely wish them both many years of happiness! ❤️

She has so much taste!

Unfortunately it's bad.

This is an AI photo?

I’m betting it’s pretty accurate.

Please surprise us, Lauren!

Speaking of vulgar. The ring.

That photo isn't real. Her wedding dress was perfectly normal.

How virginal, r16.

Now, that's a basic wedding dress at r16. Shockingly so. And the super-messy tendrils? Even Meghan, Duchess of Sussex had better tendrils when she walked down the aisle.

[quote] This is an AI photo?

[quote] I’m betting it’s pretty accurate.

Boy, did you lose that bet.

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LOL, R20. You know what stood out to me? The tween mentality bracelet with the initials LB.

A portion of the wedding invite was published. It suggests no gifts.

Bezos is marrying a brown person?

Are they marrying in Italy so ICE doesn't raid the wedding site?

In r20's photo, the pink diamond ring on our left is of course Sanchez's engagement ring from Bezos, which has been reported to be 30 carats.

I have no idea when she got the ring on her other hand, but it looks even larger.

So tasteful.

Hideous

If you think that's her wedding dress in R16, I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.

How stupid are you people? You think she's going to show everyone her wedding dress before the wedding?

And wear something THAT covered in that heat?

r26, that in fact IS her real wedding dress. It wasn't in fact shown on the Vogue site until after her wedding took place today.

You must be really embarrassed right now...

Here is my problem with this dress (aside from the fact that I hate hate hate the rich!) — this is their “Let Them Eat Cake” dress as a big fuck you to all of us, in case you weren’t sure that they just don’t care about you and your problems.

On to aesthetics. Isn’t it D&G? Whoever is the designer did a disservice to this bride. A short and curvy body with massive jugs does *not* look good in that bodice much less a mermaid tail!! It makes her look even stumpier, and her tits are TOO big for all the buttons, are they just an optical illusion? And whatever corset/shapewear she’s in is ridiculously too tight on the waist, she looks unable to even breathe.

It is also too formal and old-fashioned for a married woman who had her sexting with a married man who isn’t her husband (with Bezos kids saw the press) released to the press. Why can’t this whore just weird a beautiful blush pink or champagne silk cut on the bias, something elegant and simple? All the Catholic symbolism of a pure bride while she’s the bigger whore whoever whored. 🤮

Honestly, they are getting their asses handed to them on social media — most hated wedding EVER. Were any Brit royals in attentance? Any other non-celebrity attendees of note? I’m curious if any other world leaders attended, or business leaders, etc. I’m surprised Trump didn’t go, I’m sure they wanted him there but it was too “touchy” with media plus security.

To summarize: No more billionaires, we have a minimum wage, let’s have a maximum wage too — NO ONE needs this much money, and they’re making the world worse, of better.

Old people doing yacht foam parties is embarrassing.

Whore of a Bride is kidding herself on that dress. It was the WRONG silhouette for her stocky, curving, squatted troll-like figure. Every single aspect of the dress was wrong: color, lace, buttons, mermaid hemline, bodice. Everyone hates her dress.

R27 - well, no I'm not - tacky bitch showed off her wedding dress before she got married. That's all that needs to be said.

And she did not look elegant at all. She has nice shoulders - a more flowing gown with bare shoulders would have been better.

But no - she's got to look like a cheap hooker and wear tight EVERYTHING.

I'm sorry but this is what a low class Mexican thinks is glamorous - everything about her. She has very few peers in her tackiness level - and that's saying something.

I am sick of these people. It's such a vulgar spectacle.

[QUOTE]I'm sorry but this is what a low class Mexican thinks is glamorous

Tell us more about your familiarity with "low class Mexicans," please, r29.

I predict this marriage will be over in less than a year. She's got him signed, sealed and delivered now so her pretense of love and devotion will lessen as time moves along. I hope she signed a lucrative prenup.

[quote] I hope she signed a lucrative prenup.

If she signed one how could it not be

[quote]Why can’t this whore just weird a beautiful blush pink or champagne silk cut on the bias, something elegant and simple? All the Catholic symbolism of a pure bride while she’s the bigger whore whoever whored.

Is she a Catholic?

The tradition of wearing white for your wedding began with Queen Victoria, and it was an Anglican service. It was later picked up by Catholics too, but they by no means started or own the tradition.

[quote] [R27] - well, no I'm not - tacky bitch showed off her wedding dress before she got married.

No, she didn't. Vogue held the photos, and did not show them until AFTER the wedding had actually taken place.

This musty trick always has her tits out, it is easy to believe that the AI photo is real.

[quote] This musty trick always has her tits out, it is easy to believe that the AI photo is real.

The quality of the photo immediately revealed itself as AI.

You're making unconvincing excuses for your gullibility.

R38 Plenty of people thought it was real, idgaf either way I just wanted to point out in defense of others that her tits are always on display. You're a persnickity cunt.

R24, that new ring could be up to 45 carats. This wedding is hilarious: everything about it and everyone there (apart from Queen Raina) looked shockingly ugly.

Trying to debate what is more fake… AI or Lauren… is a debate that neither side will ever win.

The guest list is a full on cattle-call. And trust, they were cattle.

Girl, count your blessings.

I like the bodice of the dress because it looks like a 15th century cotehardie .

Now I’m dating myself

What a whore

Those rich geeks must be really easy to nab.

She looks like an orc/ogre from a fantasy game

If God was real that thing would have spontaneously ignited when she put that white wedding dress on.