Marina Hyde: Anna Wintour has spent decades dictating a certain look for the super-rich. Then along came Lauren Sanchez

I can't believe she got SexBot plastic surgery. But I guess that dress matches her face

It looks like she's not wearing the dress, but standing behind it just off to one side.

Va-va-BOOM!

I'm not surprised that the Kardashians and Tom Brady have embraced this woman, but I am surprised that the Queen of Jordan and Oprah and Gayle are at this tacky wedding. I would think they would realize how much this is tarnishing their image. But I guess since Gayle went up into space with Sanchez on Bezos's dime, she owes her; and where she goes, her scissor-sister follows.

Sadly, the dress exposes her loose upper arm flab when she waves her greetings to the peasantry.

After 40, cover up!

Is it arm flab r5 or over lifting? She is starting to look like a bodybuilder.

What does Jeff Bezos say to her about her bizarre plastic surgery, since its been ostensibly done to make her more attractive to him? Or does he actually find it attractive?

Call me crazy but I like it . Of course it would look better on a MUCH younger woman .

R8, obviously you and Lauren are both blessed with exquisite good taste.

Amateur.

I think that men are attracted to women with obvious plastic surgery because it shows how desperate the woman is for male approval.

I’ve never seen Marina let anyone off the hook like that. She’s obviously terrified of Anna and/or her brother.

That dress is drop-dead gorgeous, and fuck you if you disagree.

If the nouveau uber riche aesthetic is “Capitol resident in the HUNGER GAMES” I’d say she nailed it. Perfectly hideous!

Jesus, did someone polish Jeff’s head at r9?

The groom before the billions, the bimbos, the personal trainers, the superyachts, the Amazon drivers urinating in plastic bottles: