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Hello all- I would like your attention-

I have found the DL "Mission Statement" that I would like Muriel to add just below the Data Lounge Logo.

This is 100% credited to and written by Ms. Kelly Limp-Wolf

This was written for US and needs to reflected in all DL merchandise, the website, the logo.

It is what will carry us through the highest of highs and the lowest of lows.

I proclaim: (via Kelly Limp-Wolf)

And you will laugh again. And again. And again. Until your body remembers it was never broken—it was building. It was building HER.

by Anonymousreply 12June 27, 2025 8:25 PM

I went to Safeway, but they did not have the pineapple orange juice.

by Anonymousreply 1June 27, 2025 7:03 PM

R1- You need to reply YES. IN THE POLL.

by Anonymousreply 2June 27, 2025 7:04 PM

Damn, r1, they were out of it last week as well.

by Anonymousreply 3June 27, 2025 7:06 PM

You’re an idiot, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4June 27, 2025 7:08 PM

R3- You are not hurting ME, you are hurting KELLY. And by extension- yourself. And then US. And Muriel too.

by Anonymousreply 5June 27, 2025 7:10 PM

Why Kelly lady's wolf have a limp? I call Kristi Noem for her to be of the help. She so good with the animals.

by Anonymousreply 6June 27, 2025 7:16 PM

Pineapple-orange? I prefer pineapple-grapefruit. But then I've always been old-fashioned.

by Anonymousreply 7June 27, 2025 7:40 PM

There are only two phrases I'd ever want to see on merchandise:

Pointless bitchery since 1995; or

Asbestos eyeballs

by Anonymousreply 8June 27, 2025 7:51 PM

Damn, now I have to go back to the courthouse to get another restraining order on OP.

by Anonymousreply 9June 27, 2025 7:55 PM

Fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 10June 27, 2025 8:07 PM

Semper Fi, Marines

by Anonymousreply 11June 27, 2025 8:09 PM

I will take this occasia to extend [bold]Thee DataLounge Honor of Warm Ham[/bold] to Alicia Silverstone for her performance in “Perpetrator”.

by Anonymousreply 12June 27, 2025 8:25 PM
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