Let’s list all the things that Marsha P Johnson did first

Marsha P. Johnson dumped the first load in Dawson during his 50 Load Weekend.

She came out as the first openly lesbian player on the women's professional circuit.

She also wrote and produced Will & Grace, the first TV show with a gay lead character. Many people aren't aware that you wouldn't have had Will & Grace without her.

Marsha P. Johnson jumped a shark on water skis before Fonzie did!

Invent the spinning wheel, denim and fibreglass insulation

Open Red China to U.S. relations in the early 1970s

Manufacture those o-rings that cracked in the freezing Space Coast weather leading to the [italic]Challanger[/I]'s demise

Became the first trans person in space during the Gemini program

I invented Post-It Notes!

Marsha created the universe.

Still traumatized from that film depicting the stoning of Miss Tissue. That was 8th grade and I’m still looking for the right support group!

Crossed the Delaware River with the Cuntinental Army.

The first to dip her chocolate into peanut butter. P was for peanut butter - and she used to say anyone can dip their chocolate into hers. True story!

She gave Cheryl a link to Datalounge.

R10 - more than that - Marsha made the first POST on DataLounge.

You wouldn't even have this place if it weren't for her.

Marsha screamed first when Princess Diana died!

Marsha P Johnson put the noose around Jussie Smollett’s neck. She then screamed the first taunt at him.

Pay it no mind! (glub glub glub)

Spilled it all at the Boston Tea Party.

Marsha started the moose-hoof trend for tight Lee corduroy jeans for young woman.

Marsha displayed or bound up labia for America - depending on your viewpoint.

Marsha P. Johnson invented the polio vaccine, and a cis white male took the credit!

Marsha P Johnson was the original Jan Brady, but had to leave the show before the pilot was filmed due to other commitments.

Marsha P Johnson fell asleep on my personal toilet so I kicked her out to my front lawn.

Marsha P. Johnson was the first to hire a young singer who became a huge star.

Her name? Miss Dionne Warwick.

Johnson was the very first to curtsy to King Trump.

Invented the internet and cryptocurrency.

Marsha P Johnson was the first person to ever pair peanut butter with jelly.

Marsha P Johnson hoisted the US flag on Iwo Jima!

Marsha P. liked blue first.

Marsha P. Washington was R1

Marsha invented the crumpet, the muffin, the cupcake, and the loaf.

Bitch was gonna throw the first stone at me. Jesus slapped it out of her hand, and told her to sit the fuck down.

Marsha invented positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark! It's a limited-slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.

Marsha P. Johnson wrote the script to Mommie Dearest, giving the world a gay cult classic that is still cherished and quoted to this day!

Marsha P. Johnson was the real winner of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Her erasure was LITERAL VIOLENCE!

Marsha P. Johnson was the first person to throw a compact at Madonna at the 1995 VMA Awards.

Marsha P. Johnson was the first person to ask Sen. McCarthy if he had any decency.

Marsha P. Johnson was the first person to accuse Vanessa of having big fun in “Baltimoaaah”.

Marsha P. Johnson was the first Coco in “Fame” but her tits were far too feminine and robust.

Tevin Campbell

Marsha successfully jumped the Snake River Canyon.

Marsha was originally cast as Christine Cagney but Tyne Daly thought she was too sassy

On the seventh day, Marsha P Johnson invented Pride 🏳️‍🌈!

Marsha P Johnson gave Gaga the meat dress.

Marsha P. Johnson was the first trans hooker of color to shit on Danny Thomas’ glass coffee table.

The role of Norma Desmond in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical adaptation of "Sunset Boulevard" was written for Marsha P. Johnson. Marsha signed to do the show but ultimately withdrew owing to "artistic differences." Marsha was also announced to be the first black Rose in "Gypsy" but it never came to pass owing to a salary dispute.

Marsha P Johnson flew the first pride flag, it came to her one day while making a dress.

He tried to steal my seat!

Marsha P. Johnson invented the mechancial reaper in 1814, 20 years before Cyrus McCormick took credit for it!

Marsha P. Johnson taught Helen Keller how to understand words, not Anne Sullivan.

She kept shaking Helen and saying, "Water, bitch! It's WATER!!!!"

Marsha P. Johnson would have been the first black Miss America, but Gary Morton talked her out of entering the pageant.

Marsha P. Johnson was the first person to dip chocolate into peanut butter.

Which she did at r9, r48!

Marsha P. Johnson was the first black trans woman of color to leave her bicycle in the basement at the Alamo!

Martha invented the three-camera technique but some Cuban stole her idea.

Marsha P. Johnson developed the Fingernail Method for removing trapped diaphragms from tight vaginas.

Marsha P. Johnson invented Jello 1-2-3.

Marsha P. Johnson put a laxative in Shitty Little Ann's lunch.

She was the queen of Westdale High

Marsha was the governess for the Ramsey family

Marsha told OJ Simpson Nicole was fucking that waiter.

Marsha P Johnson invented poppers