Pete Hegseth is most likely gay and closeted

If he is, lock him in the closet and set it on fire.

It will get renamed back in 2029, and then renamed again by the next GOP president. And on and on. These naming wars will never end now.

The straights can HAVE him.

He was a wonderful jazz pianist!

He just seems more effeminate than actual qualified defense secretaries we have known. He’s a preening TV peacock. Mike Johnson is the real sex maniac.

He’s incredibly effeminate. He had a makeup room installed at the Pentagon.

Verdict: poofter.

I think all of these Fox frat boy douchebros have issues around their sexuality. Also see Tucker Carlson and Jesse Watters.

Just get on Grindr and get it out of your system, boys. You'll be much happier.

Hegseth was chosen as secretary of defense for one reason and one reason only: because he's a gutless, spineless coward who can be easily manipulated by Donald Trump, anothet gutless, spineless coward.

He seems gay to me, but then again so do 90% of the men serving in Trump's cabinet.

I do like that picture of him in his underwear at the 9/11 memorial. Kill me. I’ve know guys like them. They DEFINITELY love getting fingers up the butt. Love it.

He's also bitchy in a rather unnatural and witless way. It's incredibly odd. It's like he's going for a mashup of an alpha and a bitch that removes all irony, cleverness and sophistication from truly good gay bitchiness. Alpha-Bitch

He's a straight pig who assaults women

He's just vain and has a high-pitched voice

I saw him this morning on a news segment going on and on about leakers, and my pre-caffeinated brain couldn't make sense of what he was saying because, coming from his mouth, I thought he was going on and on about "liqueurs".

Absolutely incompetent, drunken, and bigoted ass wipe. The straights can keep him.

Mr. "Normal Gay." Ric Grenell...he has gay voice. An evening clutch falls out of his mouth whenever he opens it.

I wonder of Trump chose him because he reminds him of Roy Cohn.

[quote]They DEFINITELY love getting fingers up the butt.

They really do, r10. I know the type.

Like Roy Cohn ever looked anything approaching good. Look at the Army/McCarthy hearings, he was a little Stephen Miller toad.

Roy Cohn could at least tie you up in litigation. Hegseth isn’t good for a single thing. He probably can’t even fuck because of all the booze.

He's probably too drunk to get it up most of the time.

He's so deep in his own self-made closet he needs to get totally shitfaced to have sex with women. One of those 1950s-era homosexuals, perhaps.

I need more evidence before a definitive answer.

Probably has a penchant for jock straps.

Hegseth's American flag suit jacket pocket hanky is nauseating.

So they're renaming it after a black Canadian Jazz musician?

Jokes on them, r23

We don't claim him.

R22 beat me to it, but seriously, what gay man would wear the little US flag hanky pocket pouf?

R26 One who is performative and masquerading as a straight man

Somebody said it here the other day, how he looks like a guy who runs a gentlemen’s clothing store in Charleston.

Maybe the orange is gay

Love this thread. I think he’s not gay but definitely gay voice. I realized it as soon as I first heard him. It’s like his voice doesn’t match the image he’s trying desperately to project so he gets really MAD! and voice gets higher-it’s fun.

Disgraceful.

I don’t understand the compulsion that OP and others have to declare that every odious person must be secretly gay. Like being gay is the necessary and sufficient condition for being a low class piece of shit.

R32 = idiot

[quote]They DEFINITELY love getting fingers up the butt.

He really is like Ralph Cifaretto, the character played by Joe Pantoliano on The Sopranos, cunning in a witless way, profane, mentally ill and sexually perverted. The type of person the word "degenerate" describes.

You mean Ellen Degenerate?

Ellen once joked about her last name back in the day-Maybe she should have chosen her mom’s maiden name.,,

I’m not sure if I think he’s hat. He seems to love assaulting women and screwing around. I think he’s an odd preening straight guy

He’s a drunk ass bitch

I had ChatGPT draw him as a shemale.

He’s a dandy

[quote]I think all of these Fox frat boy douchebros have issues around their sexuality. Also see Tucker Carlson and Jesse Watters

i swear on a pink flamingo that tucker carlson once cruised me at the Beverly Center a bazillion years ago. At first, I didn’t recognize him from far away, but once he drew close, I saw it was tucker and I immediately turned around and marched the other way. ew.

no dick for that twat!

Was that before he was fat r41?

[quote] Somebody said it here the other day, how he looks like a guy who runs a gentlemen’s clothing store in Charleston.

this is dead on.

I try to avoid hearing these assholes speak so I don't know what his voice sounds like. I didn't hear Mike Pence's voice until he debated Harris.

Why did they name it after a Canadian pianist? Is he into jazz? He seems to like ugly women.

Such a stupid waste of time, money and common sense. Sean Penn is gonna get pissed too.

For r28

When he was writing books he was usually on the cover flexing his bicep.

[quote]Somebody said it here the other day, how he looks like a guy who runs a gentlemen’s clothing store in Charleston.

He seems more suited for Charleston, West Virginia than Charleston, South Carolina.

This is like being told Satan’s a fag.

This stupid ugly SOUSE needs to shut his stinking beer hole.

He wrote books!? Like picture books?

Q :What's the difference between a gay Pete and a straight Pete?

A: A 6-Pack of beer.

No Fox News military themed books r52. All the Fox News people write books (and sadly they make the best seller list.)

I swear any guy trying too hard to be macho, aka Hegseth, is a closet case. It explains his alcoholism.