Tasteful Friends, an 80's throwback (or throwup)

Who's the guy with the rug?

Owner? Real Estate Agent? The listing says nothing about him, or if he comes with the property or not

Great yard.

Good lord, definitely an 80s time capsule. That red swiss-dot carpet in the kitchen and other areas (office?) is heinous. The tiled solarium is...ugly, but kudos to someone including it as they were either a plant lover or just really needed a way to feel outdoors, even during winter. It's in pretty damn good condition.

I have a serious question about the separate bidet in the bathroom shown. As a user of a Toto Washlet (and other bidet seats), I really still don't get what the idea was behind having a separate bidet that requires you getting off the main toilet with shit sticking to your anus and/or cheeks (and if a woman, dripping from your uretha), and walking a few steps to sit down and get clean. It's something I've never understood, logistically. And what about the potential drip of drop of urine or feces?

Why is Mike Myers there?

Could not believe that one of the bedrooms had a Duke of Hazards blanket and a Boy George poster on the wall - did the real estate agent add that?

To be fair - it all looks to be in pristine condition so I would hope they kept up structural maintenance as well.

How do you live somewhere for 40 years and not do one damn update? I don't get it. But it happens over and over and over.

It's perfect save for that hideous red carpeting in the kitchen. ♡

I like how the real estate had some restraint in posting photos of himself and an 80s themed kids bedroom.

Unfortunately, I don't know how to stop - I would have had cocaine lines (made from salt) on multiple surfaces with rolled up dollar bills next to them. And a boom box and a couple of scattered fluorescent g-strings and empty bottles of booze.

Then I would have received a call from the broker about 'being inappropriate'. Sheesh - people have no fun.