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What household implements did you put up your butt before you had access to adult toys / dick?
My main fella was a girthy highlighter. At Staples one day I spotted it and I think I told my mom I needed it for “studying”. I never intended to highlight anything.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 27, 2025 11:13 AM |
Weren't you afraid it would get trapped up in there and your mom would find out, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 27, 2025 6:05 AM |
[quote] I never intended to highlight anything.
Well it did highlight one thing - you’re a…
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 27, 2025 6:09 AM |
OP is probably one of those guys that post humiliation pics on fetish sties with dirty words written all over his body with a sharpie.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 27, 2025 6:17 AM |
I was a baby top from the beginning. I was never interested in sticking anything "up there".
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 27, 2025 6:25 AM |
A bamboo pestle.
We never used it for anything. Before, but especially after. I had a period of a couple of a years where I needed something up there to cum. Then I stopped and I never needed anything inside again, man or machine.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 27, 2025 10:04 AM |
I will never look at a mortar and pestle again the same way r5. I will always be thinking, did someone put this up their butt?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 27, 2025 10:06 AM |
A friend of mine told me he carved a dildo out of wood, in cub scouts.
I never put anything up my butt because when I was really young I went to a proctologist and he gave me a rectal exam, which was THE most painful thing I ever experienced...until I had to have cystoscopy 50 years later.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 27, 2025 11:13 AM |
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