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I think Emil Bove may be Dracula

Has anyone seen them at the same time?

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by Anonymousreply 12June 26, 2025 6:57 PM

He more than meets the requirement that all aspirants to the mad king's court must be loyal, intolerant and ugly-as-homemade-sin.

by Anonymousreply 1June 25, 2025 8:07 PM

This made laugh out loud.

by Anonymousreply 2June 25, 2025 8:23 PM

Even his voice is creepy

by Anonymousreply 3June 25, 2025 8:50 PM

Emil rises from his casket, eyes the multitude of juicy and enticing throats of the Senate members surrounding him, and does his best to keep from exposing his fangs.

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by Anonymousreply 4June 25, 2025 9:01 PM

Ever wonder what became of Bat boy? Now you have your answer.

by Anonymousreply 5June 26, 2025 12:19 AM

What the hell kind of name is Emil Bove? Where's ICE when you need it?

by Anonymousreply 6June 26, 2025 12:25 AM

"Paging the yellow skin troll. Paging the yellow skin troll."

by Anonymousreply 7June 26, 2025 2:20 AM

You could store small change in those eye bags.

by Anonymousreply 8June 26, 2025 12:18 PM

George Conway:

[quote] I’ve had a license to practice law for 36 years and I am morally certain that I’ve never met a lawyer who couldn’t truthfully, emphatically, and categorically deny ever having counseled anyone to say “fuck you” to a court.

by Anonymousreply 9June 26, 2025 2:53 PM

And would you believe he is only 44?

by Anonymousreply 10June 26, 2025 4:35 PM

[quote]And would you believe he is only 44?

How old is that in "undead" years?

by Anonymousreply 11June 26, 2025 6:28 PM

He had to put down something in human years for the paperwork.

by Anonymousreply 12June 26, 2025 6:57 PM
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