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Matt Gaetz's wife is pregnant
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 25, 2025 7:33 PM |
It's Elon's, not Matt's
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 25, 2025 7:00 PM |
Who's the father?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 25, 2025 7:09 PM |
R3 Elon
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 25, 2025 7:12 PM |
Hilarious. 100% not even remotely Matt's child. Not unless Nestor caught a bunch of Matt's semen in a tube during one of their sessions and had her implanted via IVF. Or, maybe the baby was fathered by Nestor.
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