I implore anyone out there reading this to please shut her gaping maw up (the one above her chin, not the all-consuming, planet-devouring, monster black hole in her nether region)!! Tonight, she was on Sean Hannity smirking about how younger Democrats only care about being famous! Pot meet kettle! Actually, huge pot meet huge kettle. I honestly am at my wits end with this girl. I've tried my best, but she just WON'T STOP. Two days ago, I got a call from her favorite Chinese buffet, Sum Fat Sow, screaming at me that she came for the all-you-can-eat luncheon special AND ATE THE ENTIRE BUFFET!!! Even vacuuming up every fortune cookie in the restaurant! And this is the THIRD time this month this has happened! I've tried reasoning with her, I even paid for her to go to Jenny Craig -- she ate her!! What do I do? Help me!!!
HELP ME!! MY FAT DAUGHTER HAS BEEN AT IT AGAIN ON HANNITY!!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 25, 2025 8:25 PM |
That's all she's got? The Dems want to famous? gtfo with this nepo dope.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 25, 2025 7:38 AM |
Saws the woman who wants attention.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 25, 2025 7:38 AM |
Didn’t your fat daughter just announce she’s pregnant with her first litter? And on a podcast with the First Vice Lady, that brown woman named after the closeted singer?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 25, 2025 7:59 AM |
For anyone here who hasn't been following the saga of Ambassadress Cindy McCain and the horrific life-long trauma she has had to struggle with, if not for the demon seed inseminated by our last sane Republican.
Note to ACM: please consider always signing your new threads with your moniker for those of us still not yet in the know.
Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 25, 2025 7:11 PM |
Do you think her husband places that headband on her head everyday? Before he adjusts his own?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 25, 2025 7:53 PM |
I think you meant "sows the woman ..." r2
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 25, 2025 8:02 PM |
My Fat Daughter is a gaping hole of attention seeking, grievances, and saturated fats.
Her ability to destroy buffets, couches, and slab foundations is unparalleled.
If you thought My Fat Daughter was difficult to endure before-just wait until her pregnancy advances, and the emotions erupting from her become more aggressive in nature.
The McCain Family had to pay out $10 million in settlements to fast food workers, Lane Bryant saleswomen, and maternity nurses the last time we all went through this.
Couldn’t she adopt, like John and I did? My Fat Adopted Daughter is pleasant, without fuss and muss.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 25, 2025 8:13 PM |
I blame her father for not raising her right.
Retarded children need special attention or they grow into this sort of noisy mess.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 25, 2025 8:18 PM |
She’s an awful, cheap girl, and she bullied me for years! Always jealous that Daddy liked me better, and that she couldn’t wear the pretty dresses I could wear!
Maybe if you didn’t ask for third helpings at dinner, Meghan, you too could wear polka dots!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 25, 2025 8:25 PM |