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Suzanne Somers' widower Alan Hamel moves on with Joanna Cassidy!

Apparently, the doll he was getting made in Suzanne's likeness didn't cut it, so he's traded in for a living woman (and co-star of Suzanne's in "Hollywood Wives")!

How could he?!

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by Anonymousreply 42June 25, 2025 4:06 AM

Age appropriate? Color me shocked!

by Anonymousreply 1June 24, 2025 7:55 PM

And the world goes 'round and 'round.

by Anonymousreply 2June 24, 2025 7:57 PM

A man has needs.

by Anonymousreply 3June 24, 2025 7:57 PM

A man does deeds.

by Anonymousreply 4June 24, 2025 7:58 PM

He definitely traded up.

by Anonymousreply 5June 24, 2025 8:00 PM

"Life is too short to worry about what other people think about you"

Good for Alan.

by Anonymousreply 6June 24, 2025 8:01 PM

Joanna Cassidy was summarily FIRED from The Stepford Wives after just one week’s shooting. She was OUT, on her ASS!

I’ve never truly trusted her after that.

by Anonymousreply 7June 24, 2025 8:01 PM

I thought Joanna’s thighs were looking extra firm lately.

by Anonymousreply 8June 24, 2025 8:01 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

by Anonymousreply 9June 24, 2025 8:02 PM

[quote]r9 = What am I, chopped liver?

Joyce, you're chopped liver with great gams.

by Anonymousreply 10June 24, 2025 8:05 PM

R9 I thought you were living your life without anger?

by Anonymousreply 11June 24, 2025 8:05 PM

Yes, but I’m living my life without a man!

by Anonymousreply 12June 24, 2025 8:07 PM

Joanna Cassidy was fabulous on Six Feet Under. Good for both of them. Alan is still a hot piece of saggy ass.

by Anonymousreply 13June 24, 2025 8:07 PM

I recently learned that Bob Saget’s widow is now with Breckin Meyer. This annoys me as I have always liked him. He deserves better.

by Anonymousreply 14June 24, 2025 8:10 PM

Hey, didn’t Alan used to bang Suzanne 5 times a day? He has his needs.

by Anonymousreply 15June 24, 2025 8:11 PM

ugh. so gross.

by Anonymousreply 16June 24, 2025 8:33 PM

He should be with ME

by Anonymousreply 17June 24, 2025 8:35 PM

I've loved her since 240-Robert. Good on him.

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by Anonymousreply 18June 24, 2025 8:44 PM

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by Anonymousreply 19June 24, 2025 8:44 PM

Young love is often characterized by its intensity, passion, and naivety, as well as the belief that it will last forever. It's a time of first experiences with romantic love, marked by strong emotions and a sense of idealism. While it can be fleeting, it's also precious and unforgettable.

by Anonymousreply 20June 24, 2025 8:44 PM

^Linda Goodman.

by Anonymousreply 21June 24, 2025 8:46 PM

At least he didn't hook up with some young bimbo.

by Anonymousreply 22June 25, 2025 12:26 AM

He's 88 - she's 79. I think they're just old friends like the article says.

I suspect they always left Palm Springs during the Summer - as any sane person with money would do.

Alan and Suzanne used to have a house in Malibu (rebuilt it after 2007 fire) and only recently sold it.

He's used to Malibu.

by Anonymousreply 23June 25, 2025 12:33 AM

A man always has a half-dozen or so women waiting on the back burner, in case he ever becomes single.

by Anonymousreply 24June 25, 2025 12:50 AM

R14, I thought Breckin Meyer was with Linsey Godfrey — guess they broke up.

by Anonymousreply 25June 25, 2025 12:57 AM

Cassidy is a decent actress, but her gurgling laugh, on talk shows and in performances, got old long before she did.

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by Anonymousreply 26June 25, 2025 1:01 AM

I’m right on top of you, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 27June 25, 2025 1:03 AM

He really should only have 2 choices for a new partner: Jenilee Harrison or Priscilla Barnes

by Anonymousreply 28June 25, 2025 1:13 AM

I get her mixed up with Christine Lahti.

by Anonymousreply 29June 25, 2025 1:21 AM

His dick still works?

by Anonymousreply 30June 25, 2025 1:21 AM

My favorite Margaret Chenowith line:

To her brother-in-law, after he's delivered Margaret's husband's eulogy: you said what you had to say, now get the fuck out of here.

by Anonymousreply 31June 25, 2025 1:27 AM

Her moment of glory: As an exotic dancer replicant in BLADE RUNNER:

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by Anonymousreply 33June 25, 2025 1:42 AM

R29, I used to think she and Mariette Hartley were interchangeable for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 34June 25, 2025 1:48 AM

Yes, her bare boobies in Blade Runner.

by Anonymousreply 35June 25, 2025 2:11 AM

Margaret Cheowith: horrible mother, great character.

Joanna Cassidy was marvelous in the role.

by Anonymousreply 36June 25, 2025 2:21 AM

I always associate her with Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I would assume that was her largest grossing film and best-known role.

by Anonymousreply 37June 25, 2025 2:31 AM

Will Alan give her a good finger banging behind the water fountains at the Bellagio?

by Anonymousreply 38June 25, 2025 2:44 AM

She was fantastic in both Blade Runner and SFU. I hope she's proud of her career.

by Anonymousreply 39June 25, 2025 3:26 AM

EXCUSE ME R28???? WHAT ABOUT ME???

by Anonymousreply 40June 25, 2025 3:37 AM

She was 37 in blade runner. She seemed older. She always gave off MILF energy

by Anonymousreply 41June 25, 2025 3:44 AM

He looks better in that pic than he has in his entire life.

by Anonymousreply 42June 25, 2025 4:06 AM
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