Trump’s swollen brown hand

Check with Lee Harvey Oswald. I think he is involved with this.

Same thing happened to the Queen, right before…

Turditis

End stage syphilis, very sad

It appears to be the hand of Count Petofi, which may explain Trump’s power.

I think more likely is some kind of circulatory problem combined with typical aging crepy skin.

[quote] End stage syphilis

You've been saying this for 20 years.

How long does end stage syphilis last exactly?

Apparently it lasts too long, r7.

The bastard at least seems to have some decent, well-manicured nails.

I think it's end stage LIFE. He's almost 80, leads a notoriously unhealthy lifestyle, and he's visibly unwell in many more ways than just his hands. He wears a diaper and a catheter in public. This isn't some grand mystery.

Only a sundowning patient would apply a dark orange foundation on a very white hand. Instead of concealing the bruise, it highlights it while also showing that he's hell-bent that no one sees it, for the whole world... to see.

Isn't that ironic?

Brown hand always fatal

he's still playing golf...so nothing wrong with the hand...just fucking ugly like him

Hopefully he’s decomposing.

Handcer?

It's the makeup that is brown. The skin under it is red.

Rotting from the inside.

That guys is so ugly even his [italic]hands[/italic] are ugly!

President Trump is the picture of health and varility! Especially compared to SLEEPY (and maybe actually DEAD robot) Joe Biden!!

But Biden's OLD!!!

Those tiny hands are brown now!

In all likelihood, Trump is on a blood thinner(s) to prevent a “Big Mac Attack.” His arteries are lined with “2 all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.” He’s also probably having regular blood draws for monitoring that have to be taken from the large veins on the top of his hands because the veins in his arms are tiny and buried in fat. Every needle puncture can create a long-lasting hematoma because of the blood thinner.

looks like some kind of edema. He looks like Augustus Gloop from Willie Wonka @ r1's pic. It's hard to capture his total repulsiveness in one photo, but this captures his "just been humiliated and I dumped in my pants" mood very well.

It's old person hand syndrome...they get the purple bruising very easily.

It usually happens "towards the end".

I wonder if his head will just sort of fall off when he’s on tv one of these days

So full of shit it’s starting to ooze from his pores

He’s turning into the Red Hulk, just really slowly. Captain America: New World Order was a documentary.

Is it related to his catheter?

Soreness from fisting Melania's prolapsed vag.

[quote]Only a sundowning patient would apply a dark orange foundation on a very white hand. Instead of concealing the bruise, it highlights it while also showing that he's hell-bent that no one sees it, for the whole world... to see.

For a man needfully content daily to wear thick orange make-up, and re-configure that laughable hair-style, garnishing a mere right hand is just the next phase in his crazy showbiz life.

I hope he doesn't die, at least until 2028. I don't want to see a Vance presidency.

If his hand withers and falls off, what will caress the mushroom?

R31 Vance is uni9versally disliked. Intensely disliked. So I would not mind J.D. finishing out his term. J.D. is a complete asshole. As for Trump I think R22 is completely on the money. That swelling represents some IV use or regular monitoring of his blood. Swelling often occurs. Hey, Donnie? There is nothing in your urine soaked possessions I want.

Don't fucking look at ME, r32!

Eye no poison Donalt.

I'd be surprised if Dump finishes his term. I've had that feeling for a while, he's clearly in horrible physical shape and in quick cognitive decline. No that that he has far to go, he's already a gold plated imbecile.

Vance is barely tolerated by all aspects of the MAGA coalition as well as traditional republicans. He's loathed, in fact by almost all of them. Peter Thiel will try to pull and Elon with Vance and it will be just about as successful.

Hopefully, we will have a Dem speaker by that time and he or she would be third in succession.

I can't decide whether they are rushing to g et as much terrible shit done before they lose power again, or if they agree going to provoke a situation that allows Trump to impose martial law and suspend the Constitution and the elections. Can't help but wonder how they would handle Midterms if we have them. I'm convinced Elon has a system that fucks up elections.

He's turning into a pig man. A pigman

Hi Kramer @R38!

Ha ha charade you are

Not sure what to make of the make up on the hands, though covering up broken veins seems as logical explanation as anything, but what about those very swollen fingers. That can't be good!

Maybe he was cheating at the blackjack tables and the pit boss broke his hand.

He’s a piggish sort of swine

Cellulitis? Hope it’s painful.

Please please please

Biden did it to him.

"swollen brown hand" reminds me of a Charlton Heston quote. Although in this case it might be about a Double Big Mac

R25, omg you are sooo funny! I love you!

Dumbledore had the same problem before he was mercy-killed.

Hw also could be getting regular infusions of some medicine which are usually done ✔️ n the veins of the hand because they are larger than those in the arm. It could literally be anything from Vitamin B infusions, A cancer treatment of some kind, or one of the newer medications to slow the development of Alzheimer’s.

Will Laura Loomer suck that?

Why suck it? It's brown. It's been up her bum.

When is he going to die?

He’s going to live a long long time. Evil always does

Trump is mentally and physically fucked up. If he's taking Vitamin B infusions they aren't working.

Could it be that he slammed his hand down on a table during some outburst and did damage? I recall seeing makep on the hand on previous occasions, but not swelling.

Couldn't he be infused on another location if his forearm veins are hiding? I broke my left wrist and right elbow. They put the IVs in my ankles.

[quote] I'd be surprised if Dump finishes his term.

R36 I think the only way Trump is leaving the White House is in a casket, and that could be after 2028 if he’s still alive in 2028.

The alternative would likely mean the sentencing for his 34 criminal felonies would resume, as might all of the paused legal cases that don’t involve his “official actions” as president, the definition of which will be decided by the courts on a case-by-case basis, possibly all the up to the Supreme Court.

The presidency is Trump’s “get out of jail free” card.

He was banging it viciously on his desk and wall while berating his minions for the sorry show that was “his” parade.

Trump's swollen hand..

He has edema or syphilis.

[quote]...but what about those very swollen fingers. That can't be good!

No indeed.

He reportedly shoves his little hand up his big ass.

North Korea’s Kim Jung fuck has bigger hands than dump…

Are we sure it isn't just from wiping his nasty poop ass?

[quote] Are we sure it isn't just from wiping his nasty poop ass?

R63 That’s Walt Nauta’s job. It accounts for the brown schmutz found on some of the boxes of top secret documents that Trump sold to the highest bidders. Trump always finds a way to give people shit.

How did you manage that r56, if I may ask? Sounds quite painful.

The truth is that Trump is a black man who uses orange makeup to cover his true color.

I want this pigfucker on camera bloviating at one of his little Nazi rallies, and I want to see him spontaneously combust.

The images of feces and globules of fat and plastic hair strands landing on his knuckle dragging followers and the media would be fabulous, like a white trash Zapruder film.

I want it to end like this for the Trump era. If this can’t happen, dying on a gold toilet after overindulging again at McDonalds is a good substitute. He needs to go in an undignified way, not as a martyr.

^ However he goes the cult will martyr him.

But like you, I want to see him die live on stage in a pants shitting, seizure laden way.

So basically you want this?

Works for me R69!

R66 It’s actually apricot makeup!

R65 - tripped on sidewalk and fell forward. It was painful.

I want him to be like Joffrey

No doubt Dump takes as many experimental drugs as his quack doctors are willing to give him. Hopefully they won't be enough to keep him alive.

Dead meat animated by a low sub-demon can look like that. Perhaps Turdabyss the Egofelcher.

I don't want him.

Trump is necrosis personified.

That's funny, r77. I call him "the Seven Deadly Sins personified," and I like yours a lot, too.

I've noticed that lately is been either slurring, apathetic, dozing off at inappropriate times, or unhinged, extremely aggressive and with a lot of jaw tension, that you can see at the end of each sentence when he does a pause and clench his jaw. I think he's on more sedatives and amphetamines that even Judy Garland, unfortunately for us all, benzos have replaced barbiturates and it's almost impossible to OD on those without the help of opioids, which I think are the only type of drugs that he's not on right now.

One day he's going to show up with a nasal cannula attached to an oxygen tank and despite all the evidence of ill health, Karoline Ku Klux KLeavitt will insist that he is in the best health of his life, in fact in a much better shape than most 30 year-old men and that he is actually prepping for the marathon in New York City. Then she will take a rehearsed question from the New Media (or whatever they call themselves) that will ask if it's true that he's doing 200 squats and 150 pull-ups first thing in the morning.

I do hope President Biden is fit and healthy enough to do the casket dance at the orange fucknugget’s funeral.

The Bushes, the Clintons, the Obamas, Ambassadress Cindy McCain and Vairst Letty Melania and so many other luminaries will have a whale of time watching as his mouldering corpse is planted on some golf course, so that his cult members can be milked for more cash to go visit him.

I imagine it will be something like Her Late Majesty’s funeral, but with added congas, Mexican Waves, gold leaf and mariachi bands.

Old age?

[quote]Trump’s swollen

Stopped reading. Threw up.

Perhaps ICE will try to deport his brown hand.

The absolute first and only time I will be cheering ICE, r83.

[quote]He’s going to live a long long time. Evil always does

I've been waiting for the pieces to start falling off Mitch McConnell for five years now, and he was rotting much more clearly and visible than Trump. So I have no hope of this reeling glob of ego and malice to depart anytime soon.

Everything about him is gross, but maybe that’s just a sign that he’s old, old like a mummy.

Dead before 2026.

The man looks awful and in poor health. And they harped about Biden! He's just like Biden...old! Bad makeup, tanning, and combovers won't hide the ravages of age.

Kristi Noem didn't wash her new Nazi panties before popping them on, so the sweat made brown dye bleed on his pussy-grabbing hand.