Fingers crossed!!!

Maybe the Ass Fat she had pumped into her lips leaked out causing a loss of blood pressure.

I'll guess botched procedure gone wrong... hopefully sepsis 🙏🏻

Oh Dee.

Is she really attractive to straight men?

Mae West was attractive to straight men.

Hope it's a lipo botched job. Worked with a chubby woman once who had it done on the weekend. Saw her a few days later at the market during lunch hour, didn't look well then. By the next day they said he dripped dead.

Maybe one of her silicone breasts popped and leaked into her blood stream. Like that guy who dies by injecting it directly into his balls and died of a heart attack from it.

Rough sex with Corey. She needs to have parts replaced in the shop.

Thoughts and prayers.

(Not gonna say what I'm thinking about and praying happens!)

CBS is saying it's an allergic reaction.

As in she's allergic to the truth, law, common decency.

Thousands of puppies celebrating in the streets!

She choked on her own BS.

I have noticed how physically unwell a lot of politicians appear. Look at Kristi's flabby white arms. She probably could not lift five pounds for more than a moment. Next time you see live footage of our rulers take stock of the physicality of their appearance. Often, White, pasty, soft and flabby, many almost cant bear their own weight when walking. The troubling thing is, can their minds and moods be too different. Dump stepping off the airplane from his meeting in Canada was simply awkward. A BBC shot of him walking slowly down the airplane stairs was that of an infirm old man wracked by stress. He had to almost shuffle his feet and concentrate on each movement so as not to stumble.

Bit of the dry vag?

tots-n-pears

We'll finish the job!

really can fate even put one win on our spreadsheet - we are overdue

If this is true it's a publicity stunt. She's either trying to save her job, or have an excuse to resign "with dignity." If she goes graciously she has a future with Trump. If not she is fucked. Corey ought to at least tell her that much. I read that Trump was pissed off at her and that she had a really really knock down argument with Stephen Miller. They realize how fucked up their round up of immigrants and their political arrests are going and 11 million people marching didn't help. So they need a goat to take the heat and she's the one.

Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Weren't there any epi-pens around? Did the administration ban them?

She's been suffocated by her makeup.

R10 She’s also demonstrably allergic to the true definition of habeas corpus, not to mention good taste.

Call her home, Satan. But be warned: Her gallons of fillers will turn to molten lava as she descends into your fiery lair.

Knowing how shitty the world's luck has been lately it is either a pathetic sympathy ploy or a genuine but minor issue with a guaranteed quick speedy recovery. Evil never dies. Psycho balloon-faced menopausal cunt bitch.

This cunt needs to be sent packing back to whatever flyoverland shithole from whence she came

She is genetically incapable of running her own life much less a national department with thousands of employees.

I dont even know where she came from. Seriously. Was she a model or on Fox News or something? In another thread someone said she was a fembot. That's what I'm going to go with.

She’s a tranny

I hope the funeral home has lots of Spackle on hand.

Mentally ill skank.

I give Prayer to this lady that look very beautiful in Wig.

Her yeast infection gave birth to a loaf of bread.

Is it dead?

Noem seems a bit trouble-prone, isn't she?

I saw a movie called Queen Margot in which Queen Catherine De Medici wanted to assassinate Henry of Navarre, so she had his mistress put on some lip color laced with poison and when he kissed her he was supposed to die. But the girl was showing off for her friends and she put too much gloss on . And then she died.

Secretary Noem is resting comfortably after a bout with dehydration. She is working very hard every day to rid the country of Mexican rapists. Perhaps too hard. But that's Kristi: passionate about making America great again.

Did the scorpion accidentally sting herself?

LOL! That was her, " you can't fire me now!!"

K-hole?

Time for a trip to the quarry.

Speaking of which, did she ever bury her dog after she shot it in the face or just left it there at the quarry?

Hoping for the absolute worst with this syphilis ridden skank.

No R4.

I hope a dog attacked her.

Is she dead yet???

She'll have two choices in Hell: Regular or Extra Crispy.

A veterinary hospital? Mange is my guess.

[quote]I dont even know where she came from. Seriously. Was she a model or on Fox News or something?

She was actually a standard-issue politician: she served in the South Dakota legislature, then she represented South Dakota in Congress for eight years and then she was governor of South Dakota. When you see pictures of her from her South Dakota days she looks like a normal person; it's only recently that she's adopted this blow-up sex doll look.

WRONG, R34. You're thinking of the Gilligan's Island episode where Gilligan dreamed he was a spy and all the other castaways were evil and wanted to kill him. Ginger wore poisoned lipstick and kissed him but she kissed him so hard the poison kicked back. That, and Gilligan was wearing a removable lip protectant.

R34 here and I do not doubt you about Gilligan's Island but I am not wrong about the movie Queen Margot. Later I looked up Catherine De Medici and learned that she was famous for her strategic use of poisons, and collaborated with her Perfumer on various concoctions. Back in the olden days, people had panache, imagination, style.

[quote]Back in the olden days, people had panache, imagination, style.

Clearly, you're referring to Ginger Grant, R49.

Who knocked her up?

I love that Gilligan episode.

The Skipper is masquerading as Gilligan's mother in it as I recall! Brilliant.

Puppy karma!

R34, Queen Margot is a critically acclaimed film in Europe and it did have a great cast. As I recall, the method of poison that Catherine De Medici used was a poisoned book -- in those days people would lick their fingers to turn the pages and the idea was for the person to absorb the poison that way.

The film was also notable because hottie Vincent Perez showed his cock in it:

Did she come in contact with the Constitution?

ICE Barbie Visited Biohazard Lab With RFK Jr. Before Hospitalization

Drug overdose?

[quote]Queen Margot is a critically acclaimed film in Europe and it did have a great cast. As I recall, the method of poison that Catherine De Medici used was a poisoned book -- in those days people would lick their fingers to turn the pages and the idea was for the person to absorb the poison that way.

So, R54? The castaways had a bamboo taxi. So there!

R48, KAOS agents also used poison lipstick.

So is she blonde or brunette?

RFKJr IS a fucking biohazard

Sounds like an excuse to 'resign' on medical grounds. She's useless and even Trump knows it.

Yes! Catherine De Medici did use a poisoned book. Great scenes in the Queen Margot movie. I think she was trying to kill Henry of Navarre...once again... she commissioned her youngest son to leave it out where Navarre would find it, but her son, the King, who like Navarre and loved falconry, found it, and he sat down to read it licking his fingers to turn the pages, and he was poisoned. He died a gruesome death. It wasn't instantaneous. He lingered and bled out of all his pores. Literally sweat blood.

Now. As to the lip color poisoning, that happened earlier. Henry of Navarre was a protestant who married Margot, a Catholic, when the battle between the two religious factions was at its peak. it was an arranged marriage, and all the followers of Navarre came to the wedding where a few days later they were massacred. The St. Bartholomew's Massacre. Anyway, Margot and Henry despised one another but they agreed to put on a front and each one could do as they wished. Henry took up with a young courtier who spied on him. She was a frivolous young thing. When Catherine gave her the lip color as a gift, she instructed her to use it to beguile Navarre. And then she died. That movie was really good, and Isabel Adjani and Vincent Perez were gorgeous. I didn't realize the Tulleries was a palace where royalty lived.

You bitches didnt cross your fingers enough, she's been discharged from the hospital to day.

R64 Perhaps she was discharged...from the morgue to a mortuary. Keeping hope alive that she's actually dead.

She was discharged? Or there was discharge? (From a big, ugly, infected boil)

Miss Peanut, DL support dog, took out a hit on KKKristi.

No-only the good die young.

“Corey, it’s very bad. I ran out of costumes.” - Kristi Noem

I think she thinks Corey Lewandowski is an insurance policy so Donnie won't fire her. But she's wrong. Donnie is taking a lot of heat for these ICE agents run amok. I would bet even Stephen Miller thinks they need to fire her ass.

It’s not a contest! They're all pieces of shit.