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Trump ‘Reamed Out’ Hegseth for Flop Birthday Parade

Donald Trump was unhappy with his sparsely attended military parade over the weekend and blamed it on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, biographer Michael Wolff revealed.

Wolff told The Daily Beast Podcast that Trump wanted a “menacing” show of force to celebrate the Army’s 250th anniversary and his 79th birthday on Saturday—but got a “festive” parade instead.

“He’s p---ed off at the soldiers,” Wolff said. “He’s accusing them of hamming it up, and by that, he seems to mean that they were having a good time, that they were waving, that they were enjoying themselves and showing a convivial face rather than a military face.”

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by Anonymousreply 28June 19, 2025 2:37 AM

As thousands of soldiers flanked by tanks made their way past empty bleachers along Constitution Avenue in Washington, D.C., social media users pointed out that the soldiers were marching out of sync, and the muted atmosphere appeared to match the gloomy weather.

That didn’t escape Trump, who pointed the finger at his defense secretary, according to Wolff.

“He kind of reamed out Hegseth for this,” the Trump biographer said. “Apparently, there was a phone call, and he said to Hegseth, the tone was all wrong. Why was the tone wrong? Who staged this? There was the tone problem. Trump, he keeps repeating himself.”

“It didn’t send the message that he apparently wanted, which is that he was the commander in chief of this menacing enterprise,” Wolff added.

In response, the White House blasted Wolff once again as “a lying sack of s--t” who “has been proven to be a fraud.”

“He routinely fabricates stories originating from his sick and warped imagination, only possible because he has a severe and debilitating case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has rotted his peanut-sized brain,” White House communications director Steven Cheung told the Daily Beast.

Publicly, Trump has insisted that his parade was a “tremendous” success even after it was overshadowed by “No Kings” demonstrations across the country, which drew in millions of Americans who protested against the president’s sweeping immigration agenda.

“Last night was a tremendous success with a fantastic audience,” Trump told reporters on Sunday. “It was supposed to rain. They gave it a 100 percent chance of rain and it didn’t rain at all. It was beautiful.”

The parade was still on the president’s mind on Monday as he bragged about it to his Canadian counterpart at the G7 Summit.

“We had the parade the other day. They said 100 percent chance of rain. It didn’t rain,” Trump told Mark Carney as the Canadian prime minister smiled politely.

by Anonymousreply 1June 17, 2025 7:36 PM

[quote]Trump ‘Reamed Out’ Hegseth

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 2June 17, 2025 7:37 PM

I guess drunk Pete will be the next to go

by Anonymousreply 3June 17, 2025 7:39 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 4June 17, 2025 7:41 PM

How awesome would it be if Trump shitcanned Petey over this stupid parade?

by Anonymousreply 5June 17, 2025 7:43 PM

[quote] How awesome would it be if Trump shitcanned Petey over this stupid parade?

Indeed.

Texting top-secret U.S. military war plans to civilian reporters is okay with Trump, but throwing a shitty parade for his birthday, is a BRIDGE TOO FAR!!!!

Trump is a fucking r*****.

by Anonymousreply 6June 17, 2025 7:47 PM

[quote] How awesome would it be if Trump shitcanned Petey over this stupid parade?

Hegseth is a racist, drunken numbskull. I would love for him to get shitcanned but I would love it even MORE if he can continue to underwhelm, inflame and upset Trump and MAGA with the magnitude of his sub-mediocrity.

by Anonymousreply 7June 17, 2025 7:48 PM

DJT is insane.

by Anonymousreply 8June 17, 2025 7:49 PM

[quote] DJT is insane.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

by Anonymousreply 9June 17, 2025 7:52 PM

^ You're welcome, asshole.

by Anonymousreply 10June 17, 2025 9:13 PM

I would love to see Pete Hegseth REAMED OUT!

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by Anonymousreply 11June 18, 2025 1:02 AM

Trump really reminds me of those spoiled entitled girls from My Super Sweet 16

by Anonymousreply 12June 18, 2025 1:07 AM

It might be a good time to get rid of him now. He's essentially a do-nothing Secretary of Defense who doesn't even have CoS or deputy CoS to actually run the place. He was to paranoid and fired them blaming them for leaks. It's rudderless and chaotic.

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by Anonymousreply 13June 18, 2025 1:56 AM

Maybe Hegseth should have showed up to the parade in his underwear while holding a flag:

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by Anonymousreply 14June 18, 2025 7:02 AM

That Steven Chueng is like something out of a horror movie.

by Anonymousreply 15June 18, 2025 10:02 AM

[quote] “He routinely fabricates stories originating from his sick and warped imagination, only possible because he has a severe and debilitating case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has rotted his peanut-sized brain,”

This is the level of discourse we now have in the White House.

by Anonymousreply 16June 18, 2025 10:36 AM

I believe every word of this.

Trump's appointees and staff, except maybe Susie Wiles, leak like spaghetti strainers.

In fact, because nobody wants to be the target on Trump's unhinged idiocy, I actually give more credence to "anonymous" sources who provide ear and eyewitness accounts of this type of stuff.

by Anonymousreply 17June 18, 2025 10:38 AM

What in the homosexual world is the context for that pic R14?

by Anonymousreply 18June 18, 2025 10:46 AM

[quote] What in the homosexual world is the context for that pic R14?

Kegseth was probably drunk. Again.

by Anonymousreply 19June 18, 2025 12:20 PM

I assume by "military face" Trump is referring to that glowering "toddler told he can't have a toy" face he makes when he wants to look tough in photos.

by Anonymousreply 20June 18, 2025 12:56 PM

Having been humiliated in his endless pursuit of trying to look tough, Trump has now taken to threatening to level Iran.

by Anonymousreply 21June 18, 2025 1:12 PM

I can just see Donnie Two Scoops shaking his tiny fists in anger at Hegeseth, whose eyes are bloodshot from last night's booze binge.

by Anonymousreply 22June 18, 2025 3:05 PM

[quote] I assume by "military face" Trump is referring to that glowering "toddler told he can't have a toy" face he makes when he wants to look tough in photos.

Thank you, r20. You reminded me of my instant burst into laughter when I saw Trump's mugshot.

I couldn't believe how many people seriously thought he looked menacing, when, in reality, he was serving a pouting Eddie Haskell with constipation.

And as for that vaunted "Fight! Fight! Fight! fist bump at the attempted assassination chalk-up another successful illusion by Trump.

He knew he wasn't hurt. He knew he was surrounded by 4 or 5 Secret Service agents who has to "take a bullet" for him, so the old wily Con Man let loose his showman instincts.

ANY person, in those same conditions could give the same fist bump.

by Anonymousreply 23June 18, 2025 5:42 PM

I've begun to really believe that "assassination" attempt was a total set up that remarkable went down as planned.

Trump wasn't wounded at all! No bullet would only "nick" his ear without ripping the whole ear off!

Am I becoming a conspiracy loon?

by Anonymousreply 24June 19, 2025 1:01 AM

R24 I dismissed all of that out of hand. Then I recently read a deep, long exchange someone posted with some paid AI (ChatGPT I guess) that went deep into the question of could this have been faked. I went from 99% no at first to at least 50/50 now.

by Anonymousreply 25June 19, 2025 1:16 AM

If the US goes to war with Iran, Pete will start hitting the bottle 24/7. It will be a shit show. Linda McMahon will have to take over and she has balls of steel.

by Anonymousreply 26June 19, 2025 1:25 AM

[quote] If the US goes to war with Iran, Pete will start hitting the bottle 24/7

Cool! More tats!

by Anonymousreply 27June 19, 2025 2:16 AM

Although she's in way over her head as Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon was actually seen as having done a credible job at the Small Business Administration in Trump's first term. I read she was well thought of by those she worked with there. Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 28June 19, 2025 2:37 AM
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