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Marilyn Monroe had a stinky cooter

She ate in bed and pushed the remains under the sheet; had irritable bowel syndrome and flatulence; rarely bathed; and preferred to sleep in the nude.

No big deal -- except that Norma Jean is, under the screen name Marilyn Monroe, Hollywood's epitome of all that is glamorous, desirable, sexy; the image of feminine perfection, irresistible to a long line of husbands and lovers, that included baseball legend Joe di Maggio and late President John F Kennedy.

An upcoming biography of one such rumored lover, Clark Gable, presents a less than flattering picture of the woman who made 'blonde' and 'bombshell' inseparable.

All talk of a torrid affair between the Hollywood headliners on the set of the 1961 film The Misfits (written by Monroe's then husband Arthur Miller as a Valentine present for her, and directed by John Huston), is rubbish, suggests Gable's biographer David Bret.

Media reports quote Bret, author of Clark Gable: Tormented Star, as saying that though Monroe was hot for her co-star, Gable did not reciprocate.

The Hollywood hunk, Bret says, had a fetish for cleanliness. Monroe, on the other hand, 'could not have been less fastidious regarding her personal hygiene.'

'Like Jean Harlow,' Bret is quoted as saying in the biography that hits bookshelves across the US in September, 'She bleached all her pubic hair and never wore panties. She suffered from what today would be described as irritable bowel syndrome.'

Bret goes on to demolish Monroe's image as the ultimate male fantasy, with descriptions such as this: 'She rarely bathed, slept in the nude and ate a lot in bed -- shoving what was left on her plate under the sheets before going to sleep.'

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by Anonymousreply 27June 17, 2025 6:17 PM

Joe DiMaggio bailed out of bed over her hinky hygiene.​

Marilyn Monroe mesmerized men around the world with her beauty, but the screen siren’s personal hygiene was disgusting.

Up close, she reeked of body odor and was also a pig between the sheets!

Baseball legend and second hubby Joe DiMaggio complained the blond bombshell stunk to high heavens because she would avoid bathing for days on end.

The tragic film icon was such a slob, even her maids would quit.

Former housekeeper Lena Pepitone recalls how the sëx symbol, who popped pills for her deep depressions, would lie around in the same dirty clothes for days, and wolf down meals in bed, where the dirty dishes would pile up.

Movie hunk Clark Gable was revolted by the way she would lie in bed naked, gobble food and scrape the messy leftovers under her sheets for the maids to clean in the morning!

by Anonymousreply 1June 17, 2025 5:24 PM

image was made by Eve during her first shoot with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe had shown Eve her down-to-earth, relaxed personality as they worked together. But the photographer had yet to really witness the actress’s candour. The following is an excerpt from a passage in Eve’s book, In Retrospect, in which she recalled meeting with Marilyn a second time, in order to show her the photographs she had taken:

She met me at the door in a diaphanous black negligee. She had a hairbrush in her hand. Would I mind sitting through an interview for a European magazine—then we could talk? Almost immediately the reporter showed up. Marilyn greeted her, and while the woman had her head down, looking in her purse for notebook and pencil, Marilyn asked if she minded if she (Marilyn) brushed her hair during the interview. No, of course not. When the woman raised her head, Marilyn was brushing her pubic hair.

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by Anonymousreply 2June 17, 2025 5:25 PM

She would dye her pubes blond to match the hair on her head.

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by Anonymousreply 3June 17, 2025 5:26 PM

SHE WAS MY SOUL-MOTHER!

by Anonymousreply 4June 17, 2025 5:27 PM

Yeah... some people are best served up as photographic/cinematic icons, and otherwise avoided!

by Anonymousreply 5June 17, 2025 5:27 PM

And people have probably always projected on her that she smelled like roses

by Anonymousreply 6June 17, 2025 5:32 PM

I'm sure the truth is somewhere in the middle. I doubt she was that extreme. She likely suffered from depression which makes one neglectful of their personal hygiene. She was only human, ffs.

by Anonymousreply 7June 17, 2025 5:36 PM

Sounds like she was suffering from serious depression. And probably bipolar or borderline... I don't buy her as some great thinker.

by Anonymousreply 8June 17, 2025 5:38 PM

MY PUSSY STINKS!!!

by Anonymousreply 9June 17, 2025 5:38 PM

She never fucked Clark Gable. He was her idealized father figure.

by Anonymousreply 10June 17, 2025 5:39 PM

She wasn't pissing on the carpet, or emptying bottles of wines in the bed, there were no doodooes nor tampons full of fecal matters SCATtered across the residential area: we would call this all pretty boring and vanilla.

by Anonymousreply 11June 17, 2025 5:40 PM

[quote]The Hollywood hunk, Bret says, had a fetish for cleanliness.

No wonder he and Crawford carried on a decade + long affair.

by Anonymousreply 12June 17, 2025 5:40 PM

r1 Great reference link

by Anonymousreply 13June 17, 2025 5:40 PM

Frank Sinatra was disgusted by her hygiene. The Kennedy brothers apparently weren’t disgusted by her hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 14June 17, 2025 5:41 PM

It's very common for people who suffer from mental illness and addiction issues to neglect their personal hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 15June 17, 2025 5:44 PM

r11 Doodoo feces

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by Anonymousreply 16June 17, 2025 5:44 PM

In other words she was human not a blow up doll.

by Anonymousreply 17June 17, 2025 5:46 PM

I guess it’s a blonde sex symbol thing

by Anonymousreply 18June 17, 2025 5:48 PM

I thought Clark Gable hated her

by Anonymousreply 19June 17, 2025 5:49 PM

The writer is this is fierce nasty and mean. No need to say her vagina smells.

by Anonymousreply 20June 17, 2025 5:49 PM

How is sleeping in the nude not a male fantasy, or considered opposite to her image?

by Anonymousreply 21June 17, 2025 5:53 PM

I e heard sleeping in the nude is good for a smelly cooter. They need airing out apparently

by Anonymousreply 22June 17, 2025 5:55 PM

I thought actresses hated to kiss Gable in movies because his breath was atrocious?

by Anonymousreply 23June 17, 2025 5:59 PM

She was fat, too. Swifty Lazar’s secretary had to rip out the labels on her clothes, in particular the slacks, to replace the Size 14 tags with ones that said Size 8. No mention of odors, but Carol said she changed the tags before MM wore them so the dry cleaners wouldn’t tattle about her size.

by Anonymousreply 24June 17, 2025 6:02 PM

She was on drugs, drunk, depressed— so not surprising her personal hygiene was bad.

The irony of Gable being so disgusted as I read his mouth hygiene was horrific and leading ladies dreaded the kissing scenes.

by Anonymousreply 25June 17, 2025 6:03 PM

Marilyn Monroe for Lysol.

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by Anonymousreply 26June 17, 2025 6:07 PM

I bet her cooter itched something fierce y'all!

by Anonymousreply 27June 17, 2025 6:17 PM
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