Florida lesbians nachos drama

I see London, I see France...

Foreplay gone wrong.

Too bad Trump stole all of the taco jokes.

She seems nice!

Wasn't Cheesy Nachos Down My Pants a hit song?

Looks like a meth head to me.

The real question is, did the aggrieved party bail out the perpetrator, and did they go home together?

That's my guess.

Faces of Meth

Were the nachos from Taco Bell or Chipotle?

My Fat Daughter never would waste a platter of cheesy nachos like that.

Florida poetry:

“The stains lined up with her buttocks area where the cheese would have been on her leggings, and her elbow aligned perfectly with the hole in the wall,” the arrest report reads.

Side note: How fat do we think the wife is?

Lesbian DRAMA!

I hope they put a towel over the seat in the Subaru.

r8 Something tells me the nachos in question were reheated gas station nachos.

Gotta love the lesbians.

The defendant is an RN.

I got to write a song about this one! Title : Velveeta on taco and the jalapenos sting.

Graded on the "Florida Curve" this might actually win this woman some kind of award, no?

[quote] The defendant is an RN.

She shoved some aloe down after the nachos, as a chaser.

Taco Hell

Her pussy stank, so I shoved nachos down her pants to make it smell better!

As if shoving nachos down the girlfriend's pants wasn't bad enough, she had to beat the crap out of her too!

That's some lesbian logic.

I thought the rule was you are not supposed to put cheese on fish?

Butch lesbians have always scared me.

They're very violent and prone to fist fights.

Maybe her wife got confused and thought they were fish tacos from the street vendor?

We could have had Florida Brunch Squirt Girl 2.0, but no. She just had to go for the nachos!

R23 is a nellie bottom everyone!

lol lol lol

All comes full circle

Fish tacos.

Nacho pussy

Did someone say nachos?

She looks as mean as a rabid pitbull. Demon eyes.👹 Hope the wife is okay.

A Floridian Honeymoon.

I thought Rosie moved to Ireland...

Heavens! I could never picture Miss Jane from Beverly hillbillies or Betty Furness engaging in such antics!

Where can I place a bet that they are a couple today and still together?

🎶My girls got nachos in her pants, nachos in her pants nachos in her pants… A nacho cheesy snatch🎶 Sung to “Party All the Time”

[quote] But the defendant’s wife relayed a vastly different narrative.

[quote] “She stated she was making nachos with nacho cheese in the kitchen while [Swan] was playing video games in the living room,” the report goes on. “[Swan] told her she shouldn’t be eating this late and made a comment about her weight. The two began arguing and [Swan] walked over to [her wife], grabbed a handful of the cheesy nachos, and shoved them down the back of [her wife’s] pants.”

[quote] After that, the wife said she went to change clothes and called her friend, though she was not able to actually begin the conversation.

[quote] Swan allegedly was not yet done and followed her wife as she was trying to take off her pants. Then, she pushed her up against the wall, dragged her down to the floor and into the bedroom by her hair, the victim told police.

[quote] “[The victim] stated [Swan] pinned her face down onto the floor and shoved her fingers into either side of her mouth and hooked them like a fish,” the report continues. “[Swan] then continued to batter her by grabbing her head and slamming it into the floor multiple times. At some point, [Swan] threw water on [her wife].”

[quote] Throughout the attack, the victim said, Swan repeatedly made comments “about making sure [her wife] knows [Swan] is in charge and that [her wife] was not behaving,” according to the arrest report.

[quote] Police say the stained clothing, “large smears of a yellow substance” on the wall outside the bedroom, and a small hole in the wall helped convince investigators the wife was telling the truth.

[quote] “The stains lined up with her buttocks area where the cheese would have been on her leggings, and her elbow aligned perfectly with the hole in the wall,” the arrest report reads.

[quote] The victim also allegedly had a hematoma — a collection of pooled blood under the skin similar to a bruise — on her forehead and some scratches on her right arm, according to the police report.

Say what you will about gay men, but we would NEVER ruin a good pair of pants, nor ruin the paint on the bedroom wall.

An incident MADE for Datalounge.

When I was 14 I would go this lesbian dive bar mainly because they would serve me . One night I watched these 2 hard core diesels beat the absolute shit out of each other with pool sticks over some young thing . Blood flew everywhere ! They hauled one off in an ambulance and one in the back of a police car . I hadnt thought about all that in 40 years !

Love touches us all in its own special way.

[quote] When I was 14 I would go this lesbian dive bar mainly because they would serve me . One night I watched these 2 hard core diesels beat the absolute shit out of each other with pool sticks over some young thing . Blood flew everywhere ! They hauled one off in an ambulance and one in the back of a police car . I hadnt thought about all that in 40 years !

And THAT is why there are hardly any lesbian bars.

Sounds like a typical lesbian night at home.

Lesbians...a problem that must be faced

Bump

She was just telling her NOW so she wouldn't have to tell her LATER!!!

Damn it, now I want nachos.

This website is constantly making me hungry.

She's has that Meth face. I saw it all over the Ozark's.

The nachos-down-the-pants detail is funny but, beyond that, it's really just another sad spousal abuse/violence case.

Let's hope the fat wife who's getting beaten leaves and doesn't look back.