Guys, I have a crush on this early 20s cutie who may be out of my league!

Nothing is creepier to me than the casually vacant blather of the chicken hawk.

OP he’s awfully cute but MAY BE out of your league?

Poor thing.

But is he

UPSETTINGLY HANDSOME?

Cute, a prettier version of Adam DiMarco.

But what about the cross around his neck?

He looks nothing like Adam DiMarco

Agree with r5 here. His face doesn’t resemble DiMarco in the slightest.

Beautiful brown man.

I have been told I have more than a TOUCH of psychic ability. Something’s telling me you two are meant to be together!

I’ll check in tomorrow and we’ll see what my dreams said.

Who is in the car with him?

His mommy?

That was uncalled for.

[bold]#NoLoveIsWrong

Perhaps a case of beer and a few 20s would make it possible?

OP is 55, fat and filthy.

He's a guido OP after 30 they hit a wall

Lolito here is a long ways from the wall isn’t he?

Cute but he has a mental illness identification tag hanging from his necklace.

R17 grow up. Learn to respect other people

Calm down, R18.

I’m always intrigued by these young hot people who “review” food when they barely eat so they resort to “reviewing” beverages. They also don’t know what they’re talking about but people will watch and listen because they’re attractive.

He likes his matcha with strawberry because he likes it sweet. That means he doesn’t actually like matcha. But he doesn’t know that.

Cute though. Love the dimples.

Nah, I'm good. Not into insufferable attention whores.

[quote]Nothing is creepier to me than the casually vacant blather of the chicken hawk.

Nothing is creepier to me than the casually vacant dipping of pizza in ranch dressing.

OP is the Reddit troll. These are all photos from Reddit. He then comes here and makes up a story about them.

R23 and you’re obsessed with him. Literally no one cares.

[quote] He's a guido OP after 30 they hit a wall

Nyle DiMarco, Chris Meloni, Ralph Macchio and Mark Ruffalo would like a word.

Stanley Tucci didn’t peak until he hit his forties.

He seems like the cocky jerk know-it-all type. You will never have him.

Cute but will not age well. HARD PASS

Couldn’t watch the entire video-did he show dick? If so how was it?

Thank you, R29. That's the most important question I'd like answered.

Won't his cross protect him from you, OP?

The chambermaids delight.

what's his @?

OP- I'm salivating more over the pizza than the bridge and tunnel boy. I have not had a REAL slice of pizza since at least 2020. By real I mean from a restaurant. I have eaten pizza MANY times since then but ONLY frozen pizza which is not the same thing.