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Jimmy Swaggart is CIRCLING THE DRAIN!

Evangelical pastor Rev. Jimmy Swaggart is in critical condition in a local hospital after he went into cardiac arrest Sunday morning in his Baton Rouge area home, Jimmy Swaggart Ministries said in a news release.

According to family members, Swaggart went into cardiac arrest shortly after 8 a.m. Emergency personnel who responded were able to revive his heartbeat before transporting him to the hospital, the church said.

"He remains in the ICU, where he is under close medical care," Jimmy Swaggart Ministries said.

In a prayer service Sunday night, Swaggart's son, Rev. Donnie Swaggart, shared what had happened that morning.

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by Anonymousreply 64June 17, 2025 7:07 PM

That old sack of lies is still alive?

by Anonymousreply 1June 16, 2025 5:38 PM

Only the good die young.

by Anonymousreply 2June 16, 2025 5:39 PM

I thought he died years ago!

by Anonymousreply 3June 16, 2025 5:46 PM

Add me to the pile who thought he died long ago. At least he had the sense to slither out of public conscienceness

by Anonymousreply 4June 16, 2025 5:48 PM

Yessssssss......

by Anonymousreply 5June 16, 2025 5:49 PM

Send cash!!

by Anonymousreply 6June 16, 2025 5:49 PM

Just DIE already!

by Anonymousreply 7June 16, 2025 5:52 PM

As Patsy says

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by Anonymousreply 8June 16, 2025 5:58 PM

Count me as another who thought he died years ago.

Wishful thinking, I suppose.

by Anonymousreply 9June 16, 2025 6:00 PM

Thanks for them Happy News! Hope Donald follows this asshole.

by Anonymousreply 10June 16, 2025 6:01 PM

Another grave I can't wait to piss on someday.

by Anonymousreply 11June 16, 2025 6:08 PM

I can't wait to see him!

by Anonymousreply 12June 16, 2025 6:15 PM

I was recently in a rental car without satellite radio and ended up station-surfing. I was SHOCKED that he was not only alive but also running (or his family was running) a considerable media empire.

by Anonymousreply 13June 16, 2025 6:20 PM

Is very sad when true Lover of architect lady such as this man get dead.

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by Anonymousreply 14June 16, 2025 6:22 PM

he’s still on this side of the drain? i though satan claimed him years ago.

by Anonymousreply 15June 16, 2025 6:23 PM

Hello there cousin!

by Anonymousreply 16June 16, 2025 6:25 PM

Hell needs another demon.

by Anonymousreply 17June 16, 2025 6:52 PM

Thought he died 20 years ago

by Anonymousreply 18June 16, 2025 6:52 PM

I guess Satan moved on to favoring Joel Osteen and whoever's headlining Hillsong Church this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 19June 16, 2025 7:27 PM

Thought he was dead already..oh, well..

by Anonymousreply 20June 16, 2025 7:39 PM

[quote] Another grave I can't wait to piss on someday.

Part of my bucket-list tour

by Anonymousreply 21June 16, 2025 7:45 PM

Can’t happen soon enough. His venom directly harmed untold numbers of our tribe. His followers followed his invective to harm us.

by Anonymousreply 22June 16, 2025 7:54 PM

creep

by Anonymousreply 23June 16, 2025 8:04 PM

I thought he was dead too.

by Anonymousreply 24June 16, 2025 8:07 PM

Cry harder, dying Jimmy!

by Anonymousreply 25June 16, 2025 8:11 PM

What song will we play for the casket dance?

I hear this will be spinning in 🔥 H E L L 🔥

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by Anonymousreply 26June 16, 2025 8:14 PM

I thought he went to hell years ago.

by Anonymousreply 27June 16, 2025 8:23 PM

ITHDYA I thought he died years ago ITHDYA do u think it can become a thing?

by Anonymousreply 28June 16, 2025 8:26 PM

Thoughts and prayers.

by Anonymousreply 29June 16, 2025 8:34 PM

I wish Christopher Hitchens was still alive to comment on it like he did with Jimmy

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by Anonymousreply 30June 16, 2025 9:38 PM

I can’t believe that was on Fox News.

by Anonymousreply 31June 16, 2025 9:41 PM

Getting my party supplies ready!

by Anonymousreply 32June 16, 2025 9:43 PM

He is going to the Lordy—we are so glad!

by Anonymousreply 33June 16, 2025 9:43 PM

Cry harder, you pathetic bitch!

by Anonymousreply 34June 16, 2025 9:46 PM

Thoughts and prayers

by Anonymousreply 35June 16, 2025 9:49 PM

In the heyday of tv evangelists one guy really stood out. Swaggart and Baker were obvious stupid snake oil salesmen, both of them succumbing to sex scandals as these types so often do.

But this guy was something else. You could find him all night long glaring into the camera and haranguing viewers for not knowing shit about Christian doctrine.. He had a Ph.D from Stanford, explained Greek and Latin terms, sneered how Catholics were refuting scripture by claiming 'faith and good works' are both required. His spittle flew as Scott screamed at us, 'good works will get you nothing'!! FAITH alone is what Jesus commands. He didn't beg for money constantly. He often wore hats while lecturing viewers, beanies, sombreros, cowboy hats. During the Gulf War he urged the U.S. to nuke Iran.

He was divorced but never had a personal scandal, sexual or otherwise. What can I say, he was great entertainment. Apparently Robin Williams caricatured him on SNL but I couldn't find it.

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by Anonymousreply 36June 16, 2025 9:51 PM

to the prostitute who finally sunk him: “next time don’t forget to bring your 8 yr old daughter”

by Anonymousreply 37June 16, 2025 9:56 PM

Jimmy = Jerry Falwell. Jeez.

by Anonymousreply 38June 16, 2025 10:05 PM

I actually hate Kenneth Copeland more.

by Anonymousreply 39June 16, 2025 10:09 PM

My mother watched his shit. His grandson is hot tho.

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by Anonymousreply 40June 16, 2025 10:14 PM

He's not educated, although I assume he graduated from high school.

[quote]In 1952, aged 17, Swaggart married 15-year-old Frances Anderson, whom he met in church in Wisner, Louisiana

by Anonymousreply 41June 16, 2025 10:34 PM

Is it dead yet?

by Anonymousreply 42June 16, 2025 10:40 PM
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by Anonymousreply 43June 17, 2025 12:36 AM
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by Anonymousreply 44June 17, 2025 12:48 AM

[Quote] In 1952, aged 17, Swaggart married 15-year-old Frances Anderson, whom he met in church in Wisner, Louisiana

Did he eat her pussy on their wedding night?

by Anonymousreply 45June 17, 2025 12:55 AM

[quote]I actually hate Kenneth Copeland more.

I'm scared to say too much about Copeland in case I end up in Hell and find out that he's in upper management.

by Anonymousreply 46June 17, 2025 12:57 AM

A trip down memory lane. I’d completely forgotten he kept getting busted with hookers.

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by Anonymousreply 47June 17, 2025 1:06 AM

9 hours later-Is he dead yet?

by Anonymousreply 48June 17, 2025 2:24 AM

This is the son? He can’t possibly be still alive-100+?

by Anonymousreply 49June 17, 2025 2:28 AM

BYE bitch!

by Anonymousreply 50June 17, 2025 2:36 AM

When I worked at an assisted living facility one lady listened to him non stop, and would write little checks to him. His family instructed us to keep the stamps at the nurses station, and when she gave us envelopes to mail we’d pretend that we put stamps on them and mail them. We threw them out.

by Anonymousreply 51June 17, 2025 2:44 AM

Her family, not his

by Anonymousreply 52June 17, 2025 2:45 AM

Turn on the garburator.

by Anonymousreply 53June 17, 2025 2:50 AM

Rabbit hole incoming

by Anonymousreply 54June 17, 2025 2:56 AM

What in the William Hurt is this look.

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by Anonymousreply 55June 17, 2025 2:57 AM

They're inbred. Shocked I say.

"The extended family had a complex network of interrelationships: "cousins and in-laws and other relatives married each other until the clan was entwined like a big, tight ball of rubber bands".[7][8][9]"

by Anonymousreply 56June 17, 2025 2:59 AM

She's pretty glam, no Barbara Bush type creature.

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by Anonymousreply 57June 17, 2025 3:02 AM

For some reason, I figured he was Baptist. But he's Pentecostal, the strangest, most weirdly American of dominations.

by Anonymousreply 58June 17, 2025 10:15 AM

For all of these clowns, and they most definitely are clows of the highest order, (Baker, Swaggard, Robertson, Falwell, etc) for being so close to "God" and having direct communications with Him, they all end up in the same place: dead, in a box.

Why does He let his special "friends" end up just like every other schlub on the planet?

by Anonymousreply 59June 17, 2025 11:10 AM

These are the people that swindle the poors in God’s name

by Anonymousreply 60June 17, 2025 1:20 PM

R57 is that his Sister or his wife because they sure do look like each other

by Anonymousreply 61June 17, 2025 1:50 PM

At least we still have Jim Bakker selling those hog slop buckets for the end times.

by Anonymousreply 62June 17, 2025 1:54 PM

R61 on paper that's his wife but with that family you never know.

by Anonymousreply 63June 17, 2025 2:01 PM

[quote]What in the William Hurt is this look.

Ron DeSantis + Dorothy Hamill?

by Anonymousreply 64June 17, 2025 7:07 PM
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