Eldergays, Tell Me About Greta Scacchi

Having a kid with your first cousin doesn't help your career.

Turned down “Basic Instinct.” Had a kid with Vincent D’Onofrio who’s a hot mess. Fucked her cousin.

Screwed up an otherwise promising career due to her pussy.

Tale as old as time.

She also hinted at the fact that she had spurned Harvey Weinstein, which didn't work to her advantage.

Thank you, Greta. You’re disgusting but I appreciate you.

Who cares - get rid of her.

Her daughter married Sean Penn, which is concrete proof you were an abominable parent.

Was she a diva?

She's average looking now

[quote] She's average looking now

Average?

She’s your fat, spinster aunt.

Time is a bitch.

She stopped having a mint for dinner.

Greta Scacchi is now Vicki Lawrence.

[quote] Greta Scacchi: ‘I was always being invited to play a male fantasy’

Not anymore.

Never made in past the year 2000

Had the chops to be a great femme fatale but was more interested in her cousin’s cock.

She won an Emmy as Czarina Alexandra in HBO's Rasputin.

She’s now a fat, pear-shaped Italian woman.

It’s inevitable.

R5 = Detective Goren

Men and women truly age differently.

Vincent D’Onofrio still looks good, even when he’s fat as shit playing Kingpin on “Daredevil.” Greta, meanwhile, is now an Italian Nona who looks like she’s smuggling a brisket in her girdle.

Vincent can still get 30-something pussy. She couldn’t get felt up by a blind Italian grandpa.

She should at least buy a treadmill and make an effort to look presentable. Currently, she’s a fat, elderly embarrassment.

Incest isn’t the best career move. Mostly.

She convincingly played such a vile, homewrecking bitch in “Presumed Innocent,” that the audience was actually happy when they learned Bonnie Bedillia’s character smashed her head in with a hammer. That’s how detestable the character was. Even though the men were really the problem - she fucked half the dopey cast- she just emanated narcissistic evil.

She would have actually been very interesting in “Basic Instinct.” But Sharon owned that role.

Mentioned this on another thread -- she's co-starring with Bryan Brown in a series ("Darby and Joan") filmed in Australia. They travel around solving crimes. It's on Acorn.

R20 Presumed Innocent really is an underrated film. So many good performances; Scacchi, Harrison Ford, Raul Julia, Brian Dennehy, Paul Winfield, John Spencer, and, as you mentioned, Bonnie Bedillia

THIS is the first cousin whose dick she chose over her career....

R22 Yes, both Raul and Bonnie could have earned supporting Oscar noms and no one would have had a problem. They were that good.

It has been sadly forgotten.

R24 One of Raul Julia's best performances

“Presumed Innocent” is mostly concerned with the stale, courtroom machinations of all the male characters when it’s really far more primal: An evil, feline viper vs. a clever and fed-up mama bear who was pushed one step too far.

She was really gorgeous. Even if she's heavy now there's no excuse for that hair cut and colour.

[quote] Vincent D’Onofrio still looks good, even when he’s fat as shit playing Kingpin on “Daredevil.”

R18=Stevie Wonder

Oh nevermind I see. R18 is the anti woman troll who makes up half the comments here and in the thread defending Jared Leto for being a rapist.

Makes sense.

[quote] Turned down “Basic Instinct.”

She was as beautiful as Sharon Stone in the mid-90s.

I think she’s happier now she’s not a bombshell

Italian cock makes people do crazy things.

Here’s her incest son today.

AUSSIE actress speaks out about the decision to have a child with her cousin and how it almost tore her family apart.

R33. Poor thing does look a little Appalachian-esque.

Here’s her daughter. She had her with Vincent D'Onofrio.

Her daughter is stunning

A couple of generations ago even WASPs were marrying first cousins

Greta was not only gorgeous but also charming.

She had a small part in Flightplan.

I’m glad I got rid of saatchi he was aboosive

I saw her play Miss Julie in 1992 with the Sydney Theatre Company.

She was excellent.

And the production was infamous for killing a live budgie on stage.

Once or every night?!

She’s no different than the British Royal Family.

She’s got great tits, I’ll give her that.

She’s doing a Bette & Joan play.

The incest son looks like Daniel Day Lewis a little bit.

What the hell is a feline viper, R26?

She has a small part in the 2008 version of "Brideshead Revisited" with Matthew Goode, Ben Whishaw, Emma Thompson, Michael Gambon & Hayley Atwell.

R39, indeed she did. I spent the rest of the movie thinking she had to be the villain somehow, given her being famous, no way she would only have that minor role and screen time.

But nope, it was all it was.

She's worked extensively in her career but she was a lot more interesting than the Hollywood femme fatale roles she was cast in. Polly Walker was very similar.

Look at her stage work - Ibsen, Strindberg, Shepard, Pinter, Coward, Schiller, Rattigan, Sondheim, Shakespeare, Chekov, Williams and Osborne. Any actor would kill to be able to do that range.

Leila George played the younger version of Cate Blanchett in Disclaimer. It was a small role but she was incredible in it. You knew what was coming but it was still a shock.

[quote] A couple of generations ago even WASPs were marrying first cousins

Tilda Swinton’s ex-husband John Byrne which whom she had two children discovered in his 60s that he is the result of an incestuous relationship between his mother and his own grandfather.

His daughter with Tilda is an aspiring actress and she has a massive jaw.

Oh good, there’s another season of Darby and Joan.

She went from fucking on film guys like Charles Dance and Harrison Ford to playing the bag lady at your local Coles.

Her narration of Persuasion by Jane Austen in available on Audible and is excellent; romantic and suspenseful.

R54 Thank you!

Well she might be matronly now, but her kids certainly inherited her beauty as a young woman.

The inbred one looks special.

You’re a good-looking movie star. You can’t find anyone to fuck other than your first cousin? It’s not like she lived in rural Oklahoma. Her options were limitless.

I hope that kid doesn't get one of those assignments they give in school whete you have to do your family tree. His teacher will be like no that's wrong that's not how you do it. Then he gets an F.

Hey, her current co-star Bryan Brown is pretty hot for his age R53