Kevin McEnroe weds in glam ceremony in Napa - Tatum speaks!!

He married Winona Ryder? You cannot be serious.

Patty Smyth is looking rough

I like the vintage-style satin wedding dress.

Always nice to see a bride not done up like a PROSTITUTION WHORE

Was Tatum even invited?

He looks like a marionette.

Now that she has married John's son, she will be John's daughter-in-law.

What do you mean by the "middle" brother? The boys in the family are twins.

^^^ Do you mean THE one who is not the groom here?

r8 You ok?

The middle son is NOT cute OP.

Fern Cozine sounds like a type of potpourri like Lemon Verbena.

I like the dress but marquise cut rings are weird.

Wow she really does look like Winona Ryder

This post is a mess. Not a single cute man in any of the photos. Patty looks like a hypothetical post-Ozempic Ina Garten.

Sean and Kevin are not twins.

The son wrote "Our Town"?

They’re a homely couple so it’s nice that they found each other.

The sons are one year apart.

Why wasn't Tatum there??

R2, Patty Smyth has been looking rough since the Eighties. I can't remember a time when her face wasn't weathered-looking. Not sure if she's tanorexic or what.

Irish five head.

Will age like milk.

He looks like Mike Nichols, alopecia and all.

That hairline is tragic.

I still think McEnroe/Tatum were the most beautiful bridal couple ever. Tatum in particular was breathtaking,

[quote] That hairline is tragic.

So is the bloodline.

Kevin wrote a novelized version of his grandmother’s life called Our Town. It was very good. She is actress Joanna Moore.

[quote] still think McEnroe/Tatum were the most beautiful bridal couple ever. Tatum in particular was breathtaking,

When was the last time you went to LensCrafters?

r26 They were really very beautiful back then

Tatum has had a rough life but seems like a decent soul.

She looks beautiful. He looks like John McEnroe.

Why would you name your book the same as a great American play? That seems stupid.

R17 - Both born in 1987; even less than a year apart!

John McEnroe turned into Cyril Cusack. As "Irish as Paddy's pig," as my German grandmother used to say.

This Kevin looks very plain.

Sounds like Tatum was there, there’s just no pics of her.

Tatum was beautiful but McEnroe was not handsome, really, just sexy.

Joanna Moore’s most famous acting role was that of one of Sheriff Andy Taylor’s lady friends, before he settled down with Miss (Helen) Crump.

Wow. I’m just now learning about the John McEnroe and Patty Smyth thing. I grew up in the 80s. How did I not know this?

That's quite a dome he shows.

Is he a planetarium?

Exclusive wedding photos, my foot. Those are pap photos and incompetent ones at that. Is the bride a hunchback? You can’t get one of the bride standing up straight?

Another OP who needs to have their eyes checked.

[quote]This post is a mess. Not a single cute man in any of the photos.

R13 - DL has the lowest standards on the Internet. If it's breathing, might have a penis and would look best with a paper bag over their head then it's "cute" or "hot" etc.

The worst part? Wedding guests had to listen to John did the play-by-play.

Despite a few threads where every DL has $10 million + net worth for retirement, lunches at the Plaza, skis in St Moritz, and buys expensive whores every year, some DL are working class, low education & low wit, ordinary or worse looking, old codgers. They read trash gossip sites and repost tidbits, of inherently low interest, to DL, so zhuzh up these posts with something, anything, to get clicks. "The middle son is cute!!!!!"

There are only two sons, thus no "middle son", and he is plain looking.

Both sons are plain and homely. Ugly even. OP must be Helen Keller.

OP if you can find this thread ever again - post a pic of someone else who you think is cute. I'm interested to see who it will be.

Fern? That's an antiquated name.

Sean is the middle child, Emily is the youngest child of John and Tatum's three children.

Patty Smyth is a rancid, horrible nasty person, rude, hostile and mean for no reason.

I can see why McEnroe was so taken by her.

Not an attractive family/group.

[quote]Patty Smyth is a rancid, horrible nasty person, rude, hostile and mean for no reason.

She IS the warrior!

The older son looks like McEnroe and this one looks a lot like Tatum imo. McEnroe has two younger daughters with Smyth, pictured in the group shot. She also has an older daughter with punker Richard Hell, who doesn't seem to be in any of these pics.

Tatum was a gorgeous bride.

Is that Patty Smyth in the group picture? She looks drunk-tired.

John married both Tatum and Patti? What is he a masochist?

I've looked and if Tatum was there why no pictures?

She's not even in the family group shot.

Tatum is pretty exhausting and you never know when she'll have an episode.

And is she still a lesbian or did she drop that when her stalking of Rosie O. didn't work out?

Her bridal gown is low enough that you can see the tan lines in her breasts.

This one seems missable

Tatum and John's daughter is a beauty. That might be her in the orange gown. She is brunette and looks like McEnroe, only gorgeous.

The groom’s hairdo reminds me of the scene in “Planet of the Apes” (1968) where Dr. Zaius cut up the brain of one of the astronauts. I wonder if that’s the look he was going for?

Emily McEnroe is also engaged, to a nice Worcester boy.

Emily is very pretty and seems sweet. I think she's been taking care of Tatum a lot since her stroke. I would imagine they asked that photographers not take pictures of Tatum since she is still recuperating from her stroke. She really was a fresh-faced beauty from Little Darlings through her marriage with McEnroe. She got harder looking as she got older but that was probably because she got into hard drugs after her divorce from McEnroe (she wasn't even 30 I don't think when the marriage ended).