I've heard a lot of Dad jokes today for Fathers' Day. What's an example of a Mom joke?
Mom Jokes
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 16, 2025 7:27 PM |
Just her cooking
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 15, 2025 8:37 PM |
Your mama's so fat, when she sits around the house she really sits around the house
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 15, 2025 8:50 PM |
On DL they'd be called frau jokes. Str8ies would call them soccer mom jokes.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 16, 2025 3:33 PM |
There are tons of Snaps about moms, like R2’s.
Your mom is so fat she sat on Skittles and a rainbow came out.
Your mom is so short she plays wall ball with the curb.
Your mom is so old her social security number is 1.
Your mom is so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 16, 2025 3:43 PM |
Dad jokes are by definition corny groaners that tend to rely on word play.
I think Mom Jokes would be cloyingly wholesome and unfunny.
'Why did the chicken cross the road? To play nice games with his friends.'
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 16, 2025 3:56 PM |
Real life Mom stories are more fun.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 16, 2025 3:57 PM |
How many mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: That's alright, I'll just sit here in the dark.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 16, 2025 7:15 PM |
"Actually no... you don't spend time in Phoenix... you LOSE time in Phoenix."
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 16, 2025 7:27 PM |