Orlando Bloom goes RFK: is getting microplastics out of his body

I would do that if it actually works.

“Also, Katy is one giant plastic, bye bitch”

He should be doing that IN THE NUDE!

Microplastics are a serious problem which has nothing to do with MAHA conspiracy loons. In fact, I think I read an article in a credible mag (The Atlantic, perhaps) that quoted a study finding microplastics in the testicles of about 90% of men tested for them. However, this treatment sounds like quackery.

He should have his brain removed while he's at it, since he doesn't know how to use it.

“That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!”

[quote] In fact, I think I read an article in a credible mag (The Atlantic, perhaps)

Datalounge in a nutshell right there.

"IN FACT, I THINK I READ AN ARTICLE"

Is it a fact? Did you think it? Did you read it?

R7 Actually, your post is Datalounge in a nutshell.

agree - I would remove various deposits in my body - but this is quackery.

Just an FYI for the asshole @R7: we're not producing a god damned documentary here. 'Kay, cunt?

I read that you should just eat more fiber!!! I think there was a study done...I read it just a week or two ago...I gotta dig it up!

well, maybe he has a weak immune system due to who knows what medical conditions he may or may not have...

also. See John Oliver from a week or two ago. These "medical spa" clinics are an unregulated plague and very dangerous. Clinique La Prairie in Montreux in constrast, is at least a real licensed medical clinic with decades of history and many layers of real medical certifications. A week-long program can run CHF 30,000–100,000+ with direct contact with board certified swiss medical doctors. Orlando should stick with Katy and go to a real clinic if he's diving into this worm hole.

Correct link to what R13 references.

He's forgiven everything as he got his cock and ass out for the paparazzi

R14 thanks.

Fleece and K-cups are top-notch microplastic delivery systems

R4 men should be grateful because it reduces the possibility of child support #PraiseThePlastic

[quote]Microplastics are a serious problem which has nothing to do with MAHA conspiracy loons. In fact, I think I read an article in a credible mag (The Atlantic, perhaps) that quoted a study finding microplastics in the testicles of about 90% of men tested for them.

Who could have predicted that decades-long, industrial scale production of a ubiquitous material that breaks down into ever smaller bits of shrapnel gumming up the cellular machinery of living organisms would be a problem?

This is Broken Clock Theory for RFK.

Orlando campaigned for Barack Obama -- it's unlikely he has turned into a right-winger.

[quote] However, this treatment sounds like quackery.

That’s the point, and no, it’s not a serious problem. That crap has been debunked. We all have particles in our bodies from shit. Always have, always will. They’re harmless.

He seems like a dim bulb.