Good Looking Straight Guy Talks About Showering

That video is quite mediocre, isn't it?

R1- Yes it is, however he's good looking and that is really the only reason I posted it here on the datalounge.

No straight boy holds a conversation with their hands held together like Deanna Durbin about to break into song. Morning showerer is gay, gay, gay.

I love these morning routine YouTube videos! Completely and utterly unrealistic!

I wake up every morning around 6:00 a.m. to the sound of my Siamese tearing out the side of my tempurpedic foam mattress with her claws. As I walk in the hallway to the bathroom to urinate I step in her vomit in my bare feet. I carefully clean my foot with toilet paper and flush it down the toilet. I allow the residual vomit to dry on the hallway runner so that will be easy to remove later. I pour my first cup of coffee while my bulimic cat meows for her first wet meal of the day. I graciously select a single serving of Sheba gravy sensations roast turkey for my feline. I then take a combination of testosterone enhancers, B12, anti allergy pill , fiber pills and lecithin prior to eating any breakfast. I wait a full 30 minutes before eating so that these supplements can be in my bloodstream. In the meantime I am checking for messages on both sniffies and grinder and if I'm feeling really brave checking out the ads on double list.