Did you lose your ass or your face?

I had neither to begin with.

This is more of a women's issue

Ma’am, this is not Good Houskeeping. R2 is right.

I never had an ass 😞

Neither. At 61 I look pretty damned good, and I'm happy with my physical appearance.

Thread reminds me of an episode of SATC. Samantha meets a debonair older guy. Wealthy as fuck. Showers her with jewels. When he gets out of bed after sex and she sees his flat ass, she freaks and runs. Since then I can only let men see me face to face.

Wallet should be another option.

That got better as I aged r7. No kids.

R8 I think she meant actually losing your wallet as the brain has grown forgetful

Oh. That's only happened with keys so far. Actually, once the whole car.

Neither as of yet. I'm 62.

I never had an ass, either, and now at 68, its collapse is complete!

related:

I lost both. I'm good. At this point of my life I've no use for allure.

OP- In late winter of 2004 I was in a bar and these two good looking guys approached me ( this would NEVER happen now) and started hitting on me. The handsome blond guy asked if I was a top or a bottom( one of several questions he asked me). I told him I was a top. He said- Then your ass doesn't matter.

But you know what ? My ass DID matter then and now.

I dont even know how to look at my ass. I've tried twisting and turning in the mirror and with my camera but to no avail. I guess I dont care that much anymore.

My face is still fine, thank god - but my once perky ass is now a flat pancake. I'll be 50 in August. What happened?

The Netherlands is the capital of flat male asses. Never seen so many pancakes anywhere.

Not only did my once cute ass vanish,one cheek is now smaller than the other . So I have a lopsided pancaked grandpa ass ! Thats what i get for being so vain all those years.

Neither.

What do you mean or?

I had a very attractive and rather vain friend in my NYC days. He was handsome and he worked out religiously. I got together with him after not seeing him in a year or two. His first comment was about how distraught he was that his ass FELL over the winter. He just couldn't get over it. (He was probably all of 33 years old at the time, poor guy).

Most of my life I was too thin to have much of an ass. Now that I'm old and have gained a little weight, I actually have more ass than I ever did before. But who cares? It's not like there's a line out the door of attractive men wanting a crack at a it (so to speak).

I lost my ass-face.