My new beau who I have dated twice is reportedly hung like a moose and handsome AF.
I baked him some cookies so I texted him to let him know!
Fucking Auto Correct!! Then text says
I baked you some Cocklet Shit Cookies!
I'm so fucked! Fucking I-Phone!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 14, 2025 8:38 PM |
Um I'd take this as a win. That's pretty fucking funny. If your trick doesn't laugh at that, he's not worth it.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 14, 2025 4:16 PM |
Is your new bf the Shit Brickhouse Troll?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 14, 2025 4:20 PM |
Edit?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 14, 2025 4:27 PM |
0/10
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 14, 2025 4:30 PM |
Don’t give up your day job, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 14, 2025 4:34 PM |
He’s your “beau” but you’ve only went out with him twice? And “reportedly” hung like a moose? Two dates and he hasn’t had sex with you?
Auto correct isn’t your problem, OP. It’s what’s in the mirror.
Time to move on.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 14, 2025 4:34 PM |
Two dates and no sex, but you're making him cookies to show him what a carb-lover you are.
You must think we were born yesterday.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 14, 2025 4:35 PM |
Were you wearing a degrading dress when you baked those cookies?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 14, 2025 4:37 PM |
[quote] My new beau
Are you 90 years old OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 14, 2025 4:37 PM |
🌊 🐄 🧵
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 14, 2025 4:40 PM |
You can unsend texts (sent to an iPhone) if the other person hasn't read it yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 14, 2025 5:26 PM |
Two dates and his cock still is only "reportedly" huge?
OBVIOUSLY this is a woman trying to troll. No gay man would be so preposterously demure.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 14, 2025 8:04 PM |
This joke falls apart with the bit about two dates and not being sure of his cock size. Not in gay land.
Before a few years ago, I would have laughed at the cookies part too, but I know someone who bakes cookies instead of dinner for his "dates".
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 14, 2025 8:13 PM |
Who is baking cookies in this day and age???
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 14, 2025 8:17 PM |
r14: tradwives.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 14, 2025 8:20 PM |
My boss once emailed me asking if I thought clients would push back too much if we increased our pricing.
I responded “I think it’s worth taking a shit”.
My boss showed up in my office a few minutes later laughing his ass off.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 14, 2025 8:38 PM |