A place for all concern trolls to do their best work, including:
🧟♂️ The Cryptdwellers
“I only just heard about this, and why aren't people talking about his, and I’m really worried this isn’t the right way to go about it.” → Translation: I skimmed a 11 year old headline on Yahoo.com and have feelings.
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🕳️ The Satire-Irony-Free Zones
“I don’t think joking about this helps anyone.” → That thing you called “dangerous misinformation” was a meme from The Onion.
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⚖️ Both-Sides Simpletons
“Can’t we just agree everyone is a little bit wrong?” → Sure, genocide and protesting it are equally problematic.
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🔍 The Irrelevant Fixation Specialists
“I’d support this movement more if the logo were more inclusive of lowercase letters.” → The house is on fire but they’re pointing at the window smudges. → Inability to identify the snark and satire when knowing DLers do this for amusement.
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🥱 The “I’m Just Tired” Brigade
“We’re all exhausted. Why fight about this?” → Nothing says allyship like turning off the lights mid-discussion. They weaponize fatigue. (But only when it’s your rage, not their complacency.)
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🐍 The Snake Swallowing Its Own Tail
“This just isn’t a good look.” → The ultimate meta-concern. Concern about optics, devoid of principle. They don’t care what’s true. Only what it looks like.