BEARKING-Scott Jennings and Caitlyn Jenner are stranded in Israel

Aaawwww, what a shame.

Thoughts and prayers to both of those vile cunts.

Too lazy to look for Nelson Muntz meme.

I knew that weird girl Greta Thunberg would put a hex on Israel. Trapping Caitlyn and that asshole there is masterful.

I would take my chances with the potential of a bomb dropping on my head, versus spending time trapped in a fallout shelter with Caitlyn.

These are the only two civilians in this conflict who I'd wish some harm done to.

How long have they been dating?

Is Pietro Boselli with them?

A Kardashian woman would never date a man like that r5. She is in a sizzling love triangle with Ben Carson and Herschel Walker.

We strongly encourage Caitlyn to drive around Tel Aviv for a few days.

What about her hormones? Will she grow a beard?

Israelis are safer without Caitlyn driving a rental car or a trans van.

God is a woman, and She has a massive Old Testament boner right now

Finally role for them both; human shields.

she is no doubt in a luxury hotel getting a facial, of one kind or another.

What’s everyone having for dinner?

Did the U.S. Ambassador to Israel, fellow MAGA Mike Huckabee, spend time entertaining Caitlyn? Was he planning to escort her to the now canceled Pride Parade there?

Is Caitlyn researching Israeli gender affirming care as part of her role in the Emelia Perez sequel?

Isn’t Cait is into scissoring with other MtF trans? If not that, celebrity black guys.

Scott Jennings is annoying as Jake Tapper. Maybe Dana Bash will land the exclusive interview with Caitlyn about her trip.

Please, Iran, send drones to target them!

Caitlyn is busy showing everyone her newly tightened pussy

Caitlyn only fucks women. She’s a lesbian.

I wrote a reply so vile I didn't have the nerve to hit send.

Trapped in Israel: Not Without My Dilator!

The Brucilla Jenner Story.

R22 this is DL. Vile comments are not surprising to see here daily. Avoid making any threats or conveying overly aggressive character lies; and it will be OK. 😊

[quote]I wrote a reply so vile I didn't have the nerve to hit send.

Darling, don't forget you're among friends here.

Or cunts.

Or both.

Yikes.

Are they dead yet?

That bitch looks like a character from those 60s Christmas specials like the Little Drummer Boy or Rudolph . That is one vile looking creature !

She got the face she deserves.

I miss my president!

Lovely Caitlyn looks so dainty and inspiring at age 75. There’s got to be a billionaire tycoon out there who wants to sweep her off her feet and romantically cruise the Mediterranean Sea with her aboard his yacht.

Why doesn’t Netanyahu host Scott Jennings & Caitlyn Jenner at his luxurious abode?

In that photo, Caitlyn looks like an old drug addict 3rd rate ex-drag queen living in subsidized housing in some gay ghetto.

J bet everyone in that bomb shelter hates her.

There is nothing like the fucking stupid, dull and unoriginal “bearking” to make me lunge for the FF button, OP.

Keep it up.

[quote]Scott Jennings is annoying as Jake Tapper.

Yeah, Scott Jennings has become such a vile asshole over the past year. When he started off on CNN as a political commentator, he was supposedly going to be a reasonable Republican voice who would offer some criticism of Trump. However, as 2024 heated up he turned into a full-blown Trump butt licker -- shouting out Trump talking points every day and trying to talk over everyone else. Total douchebag.

I can’t stand him.

YAY!

Shouldn't we be calling him "Bruce" again, since Trump proclaimed when he took office again that there are only two genders?

Yes, R38. And he should be reminded of it everywhere he goes.

She’s one of the few people who could get me to quote Joe Rogan.

“That’s what one looks like with money!”

-JR

[quote]… romantically cruise the Mediterranean Sea with her aboard his yacht.

Doing the Clarence Thomas - Harlan Crow thing?

Wait-I thought Caitzilla was poor and begging for cash on social media. How can it afford to go to Israel?

Why couldn’t have Jake Tapper been there as well?

There is tasteful and fashionable attire for older women. Caitlyn is age 75, not 25. She doesn’t does come anywhere near looking like a 25 y.o. jet set model. More age appropriate clothing, wigs, and accessories, could help her look more sophisticated and adaptive.

Caitlyn is a man in drag that looks more clownish than anything convincing.

That said, the tabloids and other pop culture media keep her in the news as part of the Kardashian-Jenner sagas. Her MAGA politics and anti-trans athletes outspoken views garners her more attention.

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[quote]There is tasteful and fashionable attire for older women. Caitlyn is age 75, not 25. She doesn’t does come anywhere near looking like a 25 y.o. jet set model. More age appropriate clothing, wigs, and accessories, could help her look more sophisticated and adaptive.

Autogynos tend to aim for 'slutty.' That's part of the thrill. Also, people don't mind because (unconsciously or not so unconsciously) they always register the man underneath anyway, so their standards of what is and isn't "appropriate" are quite different from when they're observing, and judging, women.

Anyway. Back to Caitlyn in Tel Aviv. I'm sure if she paid a private driver good money (lots of IDF veterans make a bit of extra cash doing that work tourists), he'd be willing to take her to Lebanon, where the airspace is still open (as of Saturday afternoon). It's about a 6-hour drive, and there are flights from Beirut to Los Angeles.

My Fat Daughter should be there. She’s been squealing all week about Israel. Also, she loves shwarmas and falafels.