Have you ever had an ugly UPS driver

Many times. Most of mine, in fact, are not hot.

One of my distant cousins is a UPS driver. He looks like a pig.

Yes, most certainly have. That being said, almost all of the hot delivery drivers I've had in my life were UPS.

Overall, they're a hot lot. USPS carriers, on the other hand ...

Back in the 90s when the Coke commercial with Lucky Vanous was ever-so popular, we had a FedEx driver that looked like his twin and yes, all the girls gathered 'round when the FedEx truck pulled up. He wore wrap-around Ray Ban sunglasses that I had to run out and buy (and I still have and occasionally wear to this day; they're perfect for skiing on sunny days).

They used to be but seem to be slipping in the looks department.

Plenty of uglies, a few cuties, and these days a handsome, polite, and very well-spoken Sikh UPS guy.

Our fat UPS driver became pretty in shape after awhile.

I guess I’ve been lucky. Each one is hotter than the last. It’s crazy.