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Hot, rich, snatch swallows bee during polo match and becomes DEAD TO ME!

At least that’s the buzz in London

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by Anonymousreply 73June 14, 2025 6:54 AM

Is that what the cool kids call it now?

by Anonymousreply 1June 13, 2025 1:32 PM

Horrible way to go. He was a handsome man.

by Anonymousreply 2June 13, 2025 1:47 PM

Wow. It makes sense that a bee sting inside the mouth is a magnitude more powerful and deadly.

by Anonymousreply 3June 13, 2025 1:53 PM

He was anti—VPL. So no loss there.

by Anonymousreply 4June 13, 2025 1:56 PM

Wow. That's a wicked way to go.

by Anonymousreply 5June 13, 2025 1:56 PM

That's a bizarre way to go.

Right up there from dying of sepsis because of scratch sustained by the metal fastener on a bra strap.

by Anonymousreply 6June 13, 2025 1:59 PM

Maulface thread!

by Anonymousreply 7June 13, 2025 2:02 PM

"Snatch?"

by Anonymousreply 8June 13, 2025 2:04 PM

They should make a bee movie about this incident.

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by Anonymousreply 9June 13, 2025 2:04 PM

Those people will eat anything.

by Anonymousreply 10June 13, 2025 2:10 PM

No beef!

by Anonymousreply 11June 13, 2025 2:21 PM

R8 I am guessing they meant snatch as verb i.e., highly snatchable

by Anonymousreply 12June 13, 2025 2:30 PM

I've never heard that usage before, R12. It sounds dumb. "Snatch" means pussy and is usually in reference to a woman, especially "hot snatch." Then again this guy was not remotely hot so I'm thinking OP is just a moron.

by Anonymousreply 13June 13, 2025 2:40 PM

R8/R13, how long g have you been on DL?

by Anonymousreply 14June 13, 2025 2:46 PM

My old boss used to call his client “Stretch” to her face and “Snatch” to everyone else when she wasn’t around.

He slipped up once though and we were DYING.

by Anonymousreply 15June 13, 2025 2:46 PM
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by Anonymousreply 16June 13, 2025 2:51 PM

I just…ate a bug!

by Anonymousreply 17June 13, 2025 2:52 PM

Look out, he’s got a nug!

by Anonymousreply 18June 13, 2025 3:15 PM

I was once stung on the lip by an insect, painful but more of an initial shock.

by Anonymousreply 19June 13, 2025 3:17 PM

Did you swallow? Like a good boy?

by Anonymousreply 20June 13, 2025 3:20 PM

Random, terrible way to go. He was handsome.

by Anonymousreply 21June 13, 2025 3:31 PM

That sounds like one of the fucked up deaths from an episode of Six Feet Under

by Anonymousreply 22June 13, 2025 3:45 PM

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly...

by Anonymousreply 23June 13, 2025 3:49 PM

Amateur

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by Anonymousreply 24June 13, 2025 3:53 PM

When I was a kid, my mom had a girlfriend & they would beach together on Saturdays. One Saturday she came home early, really upset. While they were on the beach, her friend took a swig of her coke, she didn't know a bee had flown into the can, it ended up stinging her throat before she spat it out. A few minutes passed & she was having a hard time breathing & swallowing, my mom ran to a pay phone to call 911, started CPR. EMT's arrived too late, her throat swelled & she suffocated on the beach......

by Anonymousreply 25June 13, 2025 4:59 PM

The EMT didn’t possess the time to save her.

by Anonymousreply 26June 13, 2025 5:04 PM

I kept this picture of him from a long time ago, just because I thought he was really hot with those very hairy arms.

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by Anonymousreply 27June 13, 2025 5:39 PM

Those arms attracted me too.

by Anonymousreply 28June 13, 2025 5:42 PM

Did he know he had a bee venom allergy? How terrible.

by Anonymousreply 29June 13, 2025 5:44 PM

Was he really "friends" with William or simply someone he's met with friends in the same social circle.

Hugh Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster and richest titled person with $10b+, is the godfather of George. They've attended each other's weddings and such. They're reputed to be actual friends.

by Anonymousreply 30June 13, 2025 5:48 PM

[quote] Was he really "friends" with William or simply someone he's met with friends in the same social circle.

Royals don't really have true friends... as I learned.

by Anonymousreply 31June 13, 2025 5:54 PM

It can be difficult to assemble a recreational polo team at any time, so being available to fill in is a good way to to convince the media and your friends that you're 'tight with Royalty' when in fact ...

by Anonymousreply 32June 13, 2025 5:56 PM

There's a Dominick Dunne novel, An Inconvenient Woman, where, in an ridiculously heavyhanded piece of cosmic irony, a spiteful gossip columnist painfully dies after having his tongue stung by a bee, as the wealthy widow (modeled on Betsy Bloomingdale) he's been distressing through his columns looks on dispassionately and refuses to call for help.

by Anonymousreply 33June 13, 2025 5:57 PM

Would you actually have to have an "allergy" to have that reaction? I've been stung by a bee and of course, my foot or whatever is stung swells up in reaction to the bite...hurts, stings, etc., but I don't have an allergy to bee venom per se.

However, if the sting was in the throat, I would imagine the swelling would be much more detrimental because of the swelling and the type of epithelial cells contained inside the mouth, throat, etc. to cause death but not because of an allergy to the venom, just as a function/reaction to the sting itself.

i'm probably wrong, though.

by Anonymousreply 34June 13, 2025 5:59 PM

Fuck the bees!

by Anonymousreply 35June 13, 2025 6:01 PM

What a excruciating way to go.

by Anonymousreply 36June 13, 2025 6:02 PM

*

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by Anonymousreply 37June 13, 2025 6:04 PM

Crazy—one minute you’re alive and loving life and the BAM!

by Anonymousreply 38June 13, 2025 6:06 PM

Nobody had an Epi- Pen? Or a cellphone to call the EMTs?

No medical care on the sidelines of a polo match?

by Anonymousreply 39June 13, 2025 6:08 PM

Perhaps the swelling happened too quickly for anyone to realize 1) what had actually happened and 2) that perhaps his throat was swelling and he needed an epi shot.

He might have been thrashing around wildly without people knowing what was actually going on.

It's such a weird way to die. I never watched Six Feet Under...was the premise about weird causes of death?

by Anonymousreply 40June 13, 2025 6:10 PM

Hurray! I got out that chukka early!

by Anonymousreply 41June 13, 2025 6:11 PM

During 2011–2021, a total of 788 deaths from hornet, wasp, and bee stings occurred (an average of 72 deaths per year).

Overall, 84% of deaths occurred among males. (?)

by Anonymousreply 42June 13, 2025 6:23 PM

[quote] It's such a weird way to die. I never watched Six Feet Under...was the premise about weird causes of death?

Almost every episode began with someone dying a death, which more often than not on the show was bizarre and sudden (a woman racing into the street and being hit by a truck because she thought the Rapture had arrived, a cleaning crew member being chewed up in a giant industrial mixer when someone accidentally hit the "on" switch). Then there would be a crossfade to the person;s full name and their birth and death dates, like on a gravestone. (It was a show about a family that ran a mortuary, and so the rest of the episode would involve at least peripherally the corpse's preparation for burial.)

One episode did begin with someone dying from an unexpected bee or wasp sting, IIRC.

by Anonymousreply 43June 13, 2025 6:25 PM

Nobody cares what happened to me.

by Anonymousreply 44June 13, 2025 7:00 PM

Not true, r44

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by Anonymousreply 45June 13, 2025 7:37 PM

Mother Nature is readying her Suicide Squad to do their share in taking us out.

by Anonymousreply 46June 13, 2025 7:49 PM

[quote]I am guessing they meant snatch as verb i.e., highly snatchable

That's...not what "snatch" means.

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by Anonymousreply 47June 13, 2025 8:13 PM

Karma for being a piggy billionaire.

by Anonymousreply 48June 13, 2025 8:40 PM

Socialist bee drones are being used to kill the rich. Viva la revolution!

by Anonymousreply 49June 13, 2025 8:59 PM

I never heard of an internal bee sting. What a freak way to die.

by Anonymousreply 50June 13, 2025 9:30 PM

What an odd funeral that will be. "Don't mention the bees."

by Anonymousreply 51June 13, 2025 9:54 PM

What won't be played at his funeral.

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by Anonymousreply 52June 13, 2025 9:57 PM

Where the fuck was Miss Schuster? This could have all been avoided.

by Anonymousreply 53June 13, 2025 9:58 PM

OP, tacky title!

by Anonymousreply 54June 13, 2025 9:59 PM

That picture on the left.

by Anonymousreply 55June 13, 2025 10:00 PM

BYOB

by Anonymousreply 56June 14, 2025 1:04 AM

They’ll play a well known song from Rimsky-Korsakov.

by Anonymousreply 57June 14, 2025 1:16 AM

The only good billionaire is a

by Anonymousreply 58June 14, 2025 3:39 AM

[quote] Did you swallow? Like a good boy?

Well of course, it’s the only polite and respectful thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 59June 14, 2025 3:50 AM

The flight of the bumblebee...into his mouth

by Anonymousreply 60June 14, 2025 3:56 AM

[Quote] Was he really "friends" with William or simply someone he's met with friends in the same social circle.

R30 quite keen to separate HRH from this bee-killed darkie

by Anonymousreply 61June 14, 2025 4:02 AM

Would the same thing happen if a bee flew up a woman’s pussy and stung her clit or somewhere else up in there. I’d have to imagine that would hurt.

by Anonymousreply 62June 14, 2025 4:02 AM

You are my honey, honeysuckle

I am the bee...

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by Anonymousreply 63June 14, 2025 4:02 AM

I got stung by bee in the mouth as a child and I remember it hurting but I certainly didn’t die — what a drama queen

by Anonymousreply 64June 14, 2025 4:03 AM

Grow up will ya, R62?

by Anonymousreply 65June 14, 2025 4:05 AM

I’m sure it would hurt like hell, obviously, r62, but afaik, a woman doesn’t breathe through her vagina and is in less danger of her throat and tongue suddenly swelling and suffocating her. Is that clear enough, or should one of us draw a picture? I’m guessing the poster giggles like Beavis and Butthead.

by Anonymousreply 66June 14, 2025 4:25 AM

There’s a swarm of killa’ bees.

by Anonymousreply 67June 14, 2025 4:32 AM

Officially it's a heart attack triggered by the sting. I just thought a closed airways would be the only danger with an internal sting.

"Medical experts say internal stings can be deadly, especially if the person has an undiagnosed allergy. A sting to the throat or airway can cause swelling, airway blockage, a sudden drop in blood pressure, and cardiac arrest. The exact cause of death is still being investigated, but early reports suggest it may have triggered a massive allergic reaction, leading to his sudden collapse."

by Anonymousreply 68June 14, 2025 4:33 AM

You bitches had this coming....

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by Anonymousreply 69June 14, 2025 4:38 AM

Schuster? Smushed her.

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by Anonymousreply 70June 14, 2025 4:57 AM

In high school, we were driving around and one of my friends, a girl with a crop top on in the back seat, got stung in the belly button when a bee came in the window. She flailed around while I was driving, and we thought she had a seizure.

She was ok, but she was crying from the pain.

by Anonymousreply 71June 14, 2025 5:05 AM

Bee-stung lips … gone terribly wrong

by Anonymousreply 72June 14, 2025 5:05 AM

♪ There was a billionaire who swallowed a bee ♫

♪ I don't know why he swallowed a bee ♫

♪ Perhaps he'll die ♫

by Anonymousreply 73June 14, 2025 6:54 AM
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