I've decided that out of all the religions, Mormons have the cutest guys

I agree. Mormons don't eat or drink or smoke anything that might mess them up, so they look wholesome and beautiful.

Also the blandest personality-wise.

Ay! I agree, OP.

What about all those Italian, Spanish, Portuguese and Latin American Catholics?

When I was in college, I waited tables at an Applebee's. One week there were a group of hot Morman guys around my age traveling through town for whatever reason young Mormon guys travel through town. After the first day, they came in 2 or 3 more times and always asked for me. I wish I had been a bit bolder back in the day, because I know at least one really liked me.

[quote] for whatever reason young Mormon guys travel through town.

To knock on doors

Mormon missionaries are the Catholic schoolgirls of gay porn.

How did they tip, r5?

As well as anyone else who eats at Applebee's, r8. Probably a little better.

Amish.

Catholicism wins since they have all those dark haired olive skinned Italian and Latin boys around the world. 🥵

The guy in OPs pic looks like Zac Efron in his younger days

Athesists?

I feel like don't live around a lot of Mormons. Plenty of them look rather homely or Idaho trashy.

Some of them are certainly weird-looking, r14. I think part of their appeal comes from how clean cut they're required to be and the weird shame they feel around sexuality. I bet most of them feel gross when they masturbate.

Not a single one of you picked the Baptists?

Baptists I’ve seen generally look like trash.

Go Jews!

Mormons have all the porn and gay movies for a reason. I see them all the time in their cute suits traveling in pairs spreading the word.

[quote] Go Jews!

Don’t you have a pro-Palestinian rally to attend?

Jews!? Hasidic? Yuck.

Mormons are generally clean-cut and modest. I have an entire branch of my dad's family who are Mormons, some of them my cousins. This could just be coincidence, but in my experience, the women are much more beautiful than the men most of the time. You will see a gorgeous Mormon girl married to the fugliest Mormon dude, and rarely is it the other way around (though I suppose this could be said of heterosexual couples in general). All of my female Mormon cousins are very pretty, and all very Aryan looking. There are some Mormon men who are very hot, but I think the women tend to be more attractive.

Catholics run the gamut in my experience, though the high percentage of Italians and Latinos in the Catholic Church ups the attractiveness for me (I was brought up nominally Catholic). I find Jewish men to probably be the hottest, though. My mom has some Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry in her family through her mother (who was originally from Ukraine and whose father was part-Jewish). I was not raised around Jews but I have always found Jewish men very attractive on the whole.

They do, OP, and they LOVE anal

Mormon Boyz!

[quote]r22 I was not raised around Jews but I have always found Jewish men very attractive on the whole.

I always wanted to marry a Jewish man. I love dark hair, dark eyes. Families that value education and support the arts. Chanting over candles each Friday night with lots of side dishes and guests welcome, esoteric holidays centered on a charred lamb bone and an egg dipped in symbolic tears.

Fabulous!

Plus they're usually good with money, so I could pick out paint from Donald Kaufman Color, or some other full spectrum brand.

R25 is adorable believing that crap.

R15 I think it's just the missionaries that have the appeal. I feel like I know too many Mormons find them attractive. One of my friends is an ex-Mormon, and his family sent him to conversion therapy. It's a horrible religion. I've personally always found Catholics and Jews more attractive.

Nah. Too many have that washed out albino inbred look.

You know damned well, r21, that no one is talking, or even thinking, about the Hasidim.

I have always found Jewish men the most attractive, though anyone with medium to very dark hair always had potential. The Jewish guys always had the advantage, of course, of being foreskin-free.

Another vote for Jewish guys. Well-educated, usually liberal, and circumcised, as R29 said.

One hot example: Gay Jewish DL fave couple Julian Morris & Landon Ross:

Mormons tend to be a little too cleancut for me, to the point of creepiness. And a lot of them have that Mormon look like the Osmonds, big gleaming teeth, fake smiles. Not sexy. The answer is Catholic all the way.

I was raised Catholic. There were so many handsome priests when I was becoming sexually aware. I had technicolour wet dreams and I was raw from wanking.

Scientologists are the hottest!

Not at all, R20. Just supporting my fellow tribe members.

Orthodox Uranians, hands down. Also ass up.

[quote]all very Aryan looking

This is how I always picture Mormons. I'd be surprised if the guy in OP's photo is Mormon, he doesn't look bloodless enough.

[quote]Plus they're usually good with money, so I could pick out paint from Donald Kaufman Color, or some other full spectrum brand.

Never change, DL.

You watch too much porn, Op.

I have often wondered if the Mormons send out their cutest guys on the missions. 1) great PR 2) people are less likely to slam the door in the face of cute and wholesome-looking guy

Mormons? If you just eat white bread and mayonnaise, lust after them to your hearts content. Lump white, Southern Baptists in with them. I prefer variety in my diet of men. There a quite a number of Black men who are Baptists. Why stick with vanilla, when you can also partake of fine dark chocolate or sweet milk chocolate, too?

Episcopalians are similar to Mormons and white Baptists...white bread and mayonnaise and all, but I've found that rough kneading and good slaps are fun, when partaking of their dough.

The best variety in the West are Catholics and Jews...same guilt but different days. But you can turn that guilt into long-lasting commitment. Catholic and Jewish men more than often have spicy, soulful looks across the spectrum.

Ah, Buddhists! Have you ever been with a Japanese rugby player? The onigiris on those men are simply delectable!

And Muslims? Well, you have a great variety of choices across North Africa through the Middle East and Central Asia to Indonesia and points beyond. The variety of Muslim men is equal in my eyes to the variety of Catholic and Jewish men.

Scientologists? They are nuts, but I would not be adverse to sampling their nuts.

Atheists, I find their looks to be mostly like Mormons. I would, however, prefer Mormon men over atheists, simply because believers see a higher purpose to this life.

In the end, though, each to his own taste!

Southern Baptists are hot because they can drink and fuck as long as they go to church on Sunday.

The Jewish guys won, followed by the Mormons, and then the Catholics. I'm somewhat surprised by this turn of events.

Baptists (especially Southern ones) have a raw trailer trash sex appeal, but with it comes some of the most discordant internalized homophobia and violence. It can be hot, but there's more of an element of danger there. Catholics and conservative Jews will enjoy cock and man ass as much as the rest of us, but they tend to be quietly shameful about it. A Catholic or Jew will fuck you and then feel guilt about it and turn their hatred inward, whereas a Baptist will fuck you and then beat the shit out of you in his single-wide.

There are some beautiful buddhist boys running around Thailand

I think R43 knows what he's talking about. Detailed answers like that come from experience.