Florida man pulled over for "I Eat Ass" sticker on his rear window

I don’t think it’s illegal to have that.

Wow, its a Karen-Cop!

Arrested? None of the 3 words is even a major league obscenity.

Throw away the key, I say.

Without watching, I'm assuming this is staged

This is besides OP's point, but what makes people put up such a sticker on their car? Besides trying to be crass, what is the point of this message?

To inform others that he eats ass, r6.

It pays to advertise, R5. That is the point of this message.

The arresting officer's lame ass excuse: how do I explain that to my six year old?

Such hypocrisy. You know when he's with his fellow cop buddies that's all they talk about, eating ass and chowing down on pussy.

Fat, not hot, crass, unseemly, deeply disturbed, and most likely, very poor hygiene (especially down there).

Therefore, throw him and his insufferable lawyer with the vocal fry into the Everglades immediately.

Guy or gal ass?

[quote] The arresting officer's lame ass excuse: how do I explain that to my six year old?

I agree that this could be a problem. But why on earth did he think that his action was appropriate? (He seems to know how to explain police overreach to his six year old.)

NOW THAT EXPLAINS THE HALITOSIS!

I'll bet they never pulled over all the MAGAs with their Fuck Joe and the Ho bumper stickers all over their trucks.

The Free State of Floriduh.

Would the cop object to "Free mustache rides."

It’s staged because who has a cameraman with him ?

[quote]This is besides OP's point, but what makes people put up such a sticker on their car?

A mentality stuck in junior high school.

[quote] I'm assuming this is staged

This HAS to be staged.

Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free.

There are no obscene laws when it comes to language right? Only for nudity and public exposure I believe.

If you can walk around with t-shirts that say, “I Eat the Booty Like Groceries” then you can have a sign in your car that says I EAT ASS.

Ok- which one of you bitches was this?

Response to cop who asks how to explain to 6 year old child:

"You do realize 'ass' is another word for 'donkey,' right? I enjoy an ass filet every now and then, and am encouraging other ass enjoyers to make themselves known to their fellow ass partakers so we can all revel in the joy that is known as 'ass eating'."

Mafuckin! just posted above

The US is so confusing at the moment. You can say “They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dawgs” when it’s not true, but you can’t say “I eat ass”?

Oh, I dunno Officer, how do I explain to my six-year-old that the president has lost his mind and is trying to turn our Armed Forces into his personal Gestapo?

Or how about:

"In America we have the right to free speech and that includes speech with which I disagree and is even obscene, but we have the First Amendment for a reason."

or my favorite:

"Some people say stupid or bad things, honey. We know better." (but this would mean that officer idjit is a good parent, and if he's [italic]this[/italic] worried about what other people put on their cars and more worrisome, using his children as a shield, we know he's not a good parent).

In this instance, Florida Man has a good case to sue the police and win a six-figure settlement

But it's okay to wear a MAGA shirt that says "Trump can grab my pussy."

Fucking hypocritical CUNTS!

I saw a guy once in a big expensive pickup with the plates 'G SPOTS'.

Actions speak louder than words. Just do it.

Please note, the cunt at r24 has been operating that way and stalking me for 2 years now. 2 YEARS.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

^^Everybody hates you

Now if the offending party were Moroccan, he'd have a real leg to stand on.

Stay classy, Florida!

The word "ass" is also in the bible.

They pulled over Lindsey Graham?

Good question officer. Trump having raped that lady in a dressing room was headline news not too long ago, I’m sure a few children saw it. How to explain that? Who should be arrested?

You and I may not agree with it, but obscenity laws are still a thing.

I prefer to keep a little mystery with my family, friends, and total strangers on the street.

R9 some simple answers she could try out:

1. I don't know

2. The US is full of people with ideas that I don't understand

3. I think it's a joke but I don't get it

4. His experience isn't universal

I’ve seen a pickup truck with that sticker on the rear window. The occupant looked about like you’d expect.

Illegal no, tasteless YES!

I think he should be pulled over and arrested just for looking like that

“Ass me about my 1st Amendment Rights” there’s my pride short

Shirt*

Fake

So fake that Reason and the Orlando Weekly covered it.

Wait, I thought that was the motto on the Florida license plate?

Who'd you vote for fucker? When she grows up how you gonna explain [bold]that[/bold] to her?

And you better pray that she doesn't have any other inherited diseases other than stupidity.

I've seen a handful of these stickers in Washington State. I also saw a "milf hunter" sticker.

When you see that, I feel there are inferior tongue skills at play, along with other “disappointments”.