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Commercials are my Porn

I don’t know how to explain it, but every time I see a remotely hot man in a commercial, I get more turned on than I do from watching porn. Is it niche? Probably. Is it from desperation? Definitely

(Here is one of the many recent guys I’d love to fuck)

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by Anonymousreply 13June 11, 2025 4:15 PM

This is an older one, but this guy’s bulge is huge in one specific part of the commercial

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by Anonymousreply 1June 11, 2025 2:21 PM

R1 Oh, honey. You need to get out more.

by Anonymousreply 2June 11, 2025 2:23 PM

Cascade platinum guy I’d love to suck, part 1

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by Anonymousreply 3June 11, 2025 2:25 PM

Part 2 🤤

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by Anonymousreply 4June 11, 2025 2:26 PM

Get a blog.

by Anonymousreply 5June 11, 2025 2:26 PM

Dr. Rick and any of his patients

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by Anonymousreply 6June 11, 2025 2:28 PM

R1 Where's the huge bulge?

by Anonymousreply 7June 11, 2025 2:28 PM

R2 I’m well aware

by Anonymousreply 8June 11, 2025 2:29 PM

R5 now that you mention it….

by Anonymousreply 9June 11, 2025 2:29 PM

We are surrounded by porn so it feels kind of ordinary at this point. It reminds me of that skit on Monty Python in which everyone is Superman but there’s one guy who in secret is Bicycle Repair Man, just an ordinary guy who can fix bicycles, so everyone swoons over him.

Now that we are flooded with porn, ordinary day to day encounters are actually sexier and more attractive.

Even discounting the porn flood, normal day to day encounters are where our sexual desires are born and so are fascinating to us. Not saying tv commercials are “real life,” but they do typically simulate day to day.

by Anonymousreply 10June 11, 2025 3:15 PM

Seek help, OP

by Anonymousreply 11June 11, 2025 3:21 PM

Calgon, take me away!

by Anonymousreply 12June 11, 2025 4:09 PM

“ this guy’s bulge is huge”

You obviously linked the wrong commercial

by Anonymousreply 13June 11, 2025 4:15 PM
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