Would you feign distress if you spotted him on the surf? He almost looks like a Kelce brother, but not rough.
To clarify the Times headline, he didn't have to rescue the same swimmers twice.
Cute surfing priest rescues swimmers from riptide 5 years after saving man from a shark attack
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| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 11, 2025 11:31 PM |
I'd do him!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 11, 2025 6:00 AM |
Big ol' bottom. Shark attack? Can people not have sex anymore with some jealous busybody getting in the way?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 11, 2025 6:06 AM |
Hey HEEEEEEEY
somethin bit me real bad on my ass!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 11, 2025 6:19 AM |
He’s paying them. Pervert.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 11, 2025 6:39 AM |
That surfing priest actually looked like he was walking on water.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 11, 2025 6:43 AM |
I’d like to see him in a “Big Wednesday” reboot.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 11, 2025 6:47 AM |
I'd like to see him in a see-through Speedo...
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 11, 2025 6:51 AM |
He will inspire someone to write gay Thorn Birds fan fiction.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 11, 2025 6:58 AM |
The Thorn Birds:
Naowwww Muaooooah!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 11, 2025 7:05 AM |
It would be so hot if he becomes Pope Liam I!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 11, 2025 7:14 AM |
His looks have improved with age. He's the second of 10 children. Don't those huge Irish Catholic families usually send a son to the seminary and a daughter to the convent? My bets are on the sister third from the left in the back row. Dour lesbian vibes.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 11, 2025 5:18 PM |
I would eat his hole
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 11, 2025 5:21 PM |
You should sniff it first, r12
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 11, 2025 5:52 PM |
Even the priests look like rugged rugby players in Australia.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 11, 2025 6:37 PM |
Fr. "What A Waste"
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 11, 2025 7:07 PM |
He looks so much better without the scruffy, scroungy skid-row beard.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 11, 2025 7:15 PM |
I wondered if it was an effort to make himself less attractive, r16. You know he has lots of swooney female admirers of all ages and a few gaylings, too (would adult gay men attend church?)
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 11, 2025 7:22 PM |
Lucky bugger living around the Broome area.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 11, 2025 7:22 PM |
Celibate priests are a waste of cock. Might as well be a eunich.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 11, 2025 7:35 PM |
R8 I find his story, his faith and his commitment to others to be beautiful and inspiring. I am deeply touched.. I have no use for organized religion, or to be exact, religious organizations, but there are some at least who are the real deal.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 11, 2025 8:59 PM |
Why bothering to feign distress when you could just check on the area later in Grindr. He's a priest, isn't he?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 11, 2025 9:52 PM |
Jew here with an unhealthy fetish for Catholic priests--I am DEEPLY in love.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 11, 2025 11:31 PM |