I was a pornstar in the 80s

pics of your hole and/or dick pls

Guess that SCOTUS appointment has fallen through the cracks, eh Mr. Mike Branson?

Why would we know?

OP, if you're broke and this can be a money-maker for you, give it a shot. If it doesn't work out you don't have to do any more. But try it once.

It depends on the convention. You can get paid a set fee to appear and then you get a cut of each autograph but the convention sets the rate or you can Rent a booth and manage your own fees..How much you will make will depend I guess on who you are. If your name is not recognizable right off the bat it might be a harder sell. If you are Ken Ryker level you can probably clear 10k in a weekend, If you are still in good shape and looking to make extra you can escort on the side when in town and make a couple grand more. If you are serious, reach out to one of the conventions and find out the details how how they pay etc.

Do it, OP - please see if Kate Jackson shows up

Who the fuck were you? And why hasn't anyone asked yet?

Will your banner say Matt Ramsey or Peter North?

Tracey Gold?

Greedy bitch?

Where the hell is Jeff Stryker doing a convention? In his wing of the asylum?

U could of set up a booth at IML...But you missed it

Now that's a convention I'd be interested in. And you know they'd go back to the Motel 8 with you for the right price.

A lot of times Horror conventions will have porn stars from the past. They attract a lot of the same types. A lot of gay men are into schloky horror movies and B and C list actors. My friend is one of them. We went on a Disney trip with him and he freaked out because there was some horror con in town at the same time so we dropped a park day to go do that. It was ...interesting. 90% of the people I had no idea who they were. Robert Englund was there (Freddy Kruger) and was charging 100 dollars for a pic with him. My friend shelled it out. I would wait in line wtih him and most of the "stars" were super friendly and flirty until they found out I was not buying an autograph. I got eye fucked by the guy who played Godric on True Blood.

Why don’t you escort like the rest of the porn stars?

Try it out; Stars may not know it but they’re providing great therapy just by showing up.

I, being my normal asshole stupid self, made the mistake of saying “ it’s a cash grab by starving actors”. Since a spit that shit out of my mouth, I’ve befriended four people who happen to have adult children with acute autism or Downs. My friends explained It’s a great holiday to be looked forward to and the bliss fades very slowly.

One important aspect of their experience with conventions is physical proof they were there; a photo, key chain, anything from the convention.

I bored you with my bullshit because I wanted you to understand how important MERCH is when you appear. Bring used condoms, soiled underoos, tit clamps - hell, pillage the discount bin at your local sex toy store and say they were used in movies.

Also, get teeth whitening strips. You will be taking photos with people and we don’t want you to look methy.

This thread is worthless without pics.

OP, seriously, are you telling us the truth?

R18. Welcome, Rose...

R14 you were eye fucked? Was that in a Roger Corman movie? The one with the aliens with no genitals?

Size verificatia? Not current I meant from then.