Another heterosexual one off the market ladies

The eye roll from hell.

Not gay. Just MAGA weird.

Aaron has the strangest face - he's handsome, but he has so many skin rolls, he looks like someone who used to be fat then lost a lot of weight.

FUBAR, biggest closet case in American sports.

The saddest thing is that there will be people and media outlets (lke Outkick and Barstool) who will be imbecile enough to fall for this shit.

They have been married for months and she is still a virgin!

Is she a blow up doll? AI perhaps?

That’s a rough 41

A victim of brain injury. Pay him no mind.

That FAG?

Ha!

[quote] They have been married for months and she is still a virgin!

He's waiting for the right time.

Would this announcement have anything to do with Danica's abuse allegations last week?

He seems awful in almost every respect. Yet part of me wants to eat his ass while he explains his personal philosophy at some length.

Brittani. Ending in "I". For Imaginary.

Old queen ain't foolin' no one.

Did Pat McAfee or People confirm the spelling with Aaron or choose the most juvenile form?

I feel sorry for him.

He would fit seamlessly into gay porn (NSFW)

He and. Miss Tebow finally made it legal?

Maybe he married in Europe, it happens

I didn’t have this in my bingo card.

“No, not Britney Spears, this is Brittani with an ‘i’” - this is straight from the horse’s ass R16.

He also dots the ‘I’ with a little heart when he writes her name,

We’ll see Aaron trolling for cock at the Froot Loops soon enough…..

r10 Let's don't.

Nobody likes him, even the fans of his new team

Did the lovely bride have to sign a prenup and an NDA?

"Brittani" has a dick, right?

MAGA stinkshit!

Their cruel schedules keep them on different continents 99.5% of the year

I remember this one now, he said she doesn't have social media.

[quote]Most recently, he was linked to Mallory Edens, a model and the daughter of one of the Milwaukee Bucks' primary owners, Wes Edens.

I hadn't even heard about this one. Mallory must have come to her senses a little faster than the others.

R22 Brittani. The first i gets a heart. The second i gets a happy face.

There were blind items a couple weeks ago about Aaron Rogers and Miles Teller hooking up again. I remember watching a video of them dancing together and staring into each others eyes to Shake It Off at a Taylor Swift concert.

How many straight guys go to Taylor Swift cobverts without a date and dance the night away and lip synch every word.

I'm just finding it incredibly sad as he seems good looking and an interesting person, but so many personal issues to get through.

I'm the pretty one.

That's perfectly fine with us.

Is Brittani what we're calling Kevin Landisi now?

Brittani is my drag name

"Did the lovely bride have to sign a prenup and an NDA?"

Yes, and lines from the prenup are leaking faster than Donald Trump's external catheter: "If the two parties consciously uncouple, Mr. Rodgers will retain full ownership of his precious chi energy; his yurts in California and Idaho; and Pat McAfee."

He married Billy Porter.

Aaron finally made Kevin an honest woman!

I see he’s found a new lady!

This will be the most wonderful marriage since John Travolta and Kelly Preston!

His wife only recently had her gender updated on her drivers license.

Usually a closet case would be shouting from the rooftops about his nuptials, even becoming heavily involved with the arrangements (you know how fussy fags can be).

His exes make him sound passive-aggressive.

He’s aging terribly.

The Ultra-Mysterious Hetero Down Low

R2 and he went Berkeley!

Maybe she’s related to Corky St. Clair’s wife, “Bonnie” . . .

He needs to use a good sunscreen.

He is looking ROUGH. Self-loathing does that I guess.

He desperately needs a facelift.

My right hand Brittani doesn’t just throw footballs

There is no way you can convince me that they're gay. He probably married a foreign model from a country no one's ever heard of.

beardfinder.com

I am deeply in love with my mail order bride, Mai Ling

R33 my understanding of the rumor was that miles and his wife had a poly/swinger thing going on with shailene and Aaron. But it stopped because of shailene and aarons breakup + Miles and his wife had a kid. It also sounded like Miles wife was just less into the whole setup.

Seems like he always gets into relationships right before a season starts - then they breakup after the season is over.

How is it that none of this was leaked at all? I just can't see a young woman a) not having social media accounts at all and b) not sharing that news with friends and family and it not getting out.

Whatever. Enjoy your misery Aaron. One day you'll find out that the jail door isn't locked.

[quote]They have been married for months and she is still a virgin!

[quote]He's waiting for the right time.

He's waiting until they're in Europe.

Part of the new team rollout

Probably owns a fleshlight that looks like a butt

Has TMZ or anywhere actually reported on marriage license to Britney with i? Or is he just wearing a ring? Most of the football players wives want huge weddings with massive tacky flower arches. Seems so odd we have seen nothing wedding photos.

My friend Sara swears he gave her multiple orgasms. 🤷‍♂️

R64 - how truthful is your friend Sara? Some women like to embellish their encounters with celebrities.

Kevin's drag name is Sara

Squirtin Sara, she’s a keeper!

Best wishes to the happy bride!

Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries....who is Aaron Rodgers' wife? No one seems to know

[quote] Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries....who is Aaron Rodgers' wife? No one seems to know

Did he actually kidnap some chick and locked her in a basement, a la Josef Fritzl?

Bitch won’t ever measure up.

He’s “married”, just like he was “vaccinated”.

[quote] who is Aaron Rodgers' wife?

She's from Canada. You wouldn't know her.

Georg-gy-na from Reg-gy-na

[quote] And no one knows who she is

Hey! I know who she is, and that’s all that matters! Brittani is totally real, but she is a brain surgeon in Newfoundland and she is always busy, so we haven’t actually met yet.

Marriage records are public I believe??? The press can get a copy... just a matter of time

I finally found a picture of her!

R77 Now we know why he likes sitting on her face.

I wonder if Tim Scott’s wife and Aaron’s wife know each other. They seem like they would be bosom buddies.

Pat McAfee will be doing the honeymoon honors, plowing the new bride, and Aaron stands in the corner and weeps.

[QUOTE]Has TMZ or anywhere actually reported on marriage license to Britney with i?

TMZ would be on it because they have people constantly monitoring court, legal records, etc., but California has confidential marriage licenses. Don't know about other states.

“She lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.” -A. Rodgers

He was just waiting for the right girl. He finally found her!

Brother Jordan Rodgers was invited to Aaron's wedding, but he didn't go.

[quote] “Jordan and JoJo didn’t go to the wedding and don’t even know anything really about Brittani. What they’ve heard is secondhand from his parents."

[quote] They also shared the reason for their absence, stating, “They are still angry that Aaron didn’t go to their wedding. He didn’t want to be with his brother on the biggest day of his life, so why should they twist themselves up over this wedding?”

[quote] The source described their family as disjointed, adding that Jordan and JoJo were only getting information about the marriage from the internet.

[quote] From what they heard, Brittani wasn’t with Aaron for his fame or money.

Aaron's family sound like complete pieces of shit - the lot of them. His brother Luke is riding on the coat tails of Fame from his brother and they all sound like typical 'say something about Jesus to sound spiritual and grounded' types.

Luke's all upset he didn't go to his wedding - which was a wedding to the bimbo he married while on The Bachelorette. Sorry but those 'weddings' are never real nor are the relationships. Aaron was right not to go. It was for press.

Oh my, it looks like Jordan enjoys the wafting scents of freshly baked cookies more so than Aaron.

Still no info about Brittani?

They're probably still conducting the casting search for her.

[quote]”Jordan and JoJo didn’t go to the wedding and don’t even know anything really about Brittani.”

Nobody knows anything about “Brittani” because she’s not real.

Aaron on the casting couch?

But Danica was real. And even so, it didn't work out.

R91, you can really feel the heat between them! 😄

R91 Those two look like such a happy couple!

R93 - not since Lily Tomlin and John Travolta starred in Moment by Moment have I seen such sexual energy and heat! A close second would be Jodie Foster and Richard Gere in Sommersby.

R88: "They're probably still conducting the casting search for her."

Tell Aaron I'd be happy to help!

R91 THE CLOSET KILLS

R94 You forgot Harrison Ford and Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres and Bill Pullman. Great chemistry!

R97 - I was trying to go for rumored lesbian woman/gay man pairings, because Danica's marriage and dating history seems to be as artificially manufactured as Aaron's.

I firmly believe Danica is a lesbian, but with her career over, she will do or say anything to keep the money and attention coming in. She's the poster child for female fans of NASCAR. She'd lose all support, appearances, endorsements and deals if she came out as lesbian. Aaron would similarly be sidelined and attacked if he came out as gay or even bisexual.

Richard Gere is gay? I know the gerbil story, but I thought he was straight.

R99 - I think he's more bisexual - there's been rumors besides the stupid gerbil story for years.

He's probably straight - I was just saying 'rumored'.

That Cindy Crawford marriage seemed very weird to me - and I've heard from multiple sources in the modeling world when Cindy was at her height that she was more woman-oriented and was with several women. Probably bisexual too.