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From ART News: Adrien Brody’s Art Is Horrendous. Why Are Some People Pretending It Isn’t?

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by Anonymousreply 39June 12, 2025 8:23 AM

It's the kind of stuff you see at some summertime art fest for $75, the kind of stuff someone makes in their garage as a side hustle. But nothing that merits a show of its own or hundreds of thousands of dollars as a price tag.

Not even if he rubbed his huge cock all over it.

by Anonymousreply 1June 10, 2025 5:41 PM

Almost as bad as Hunter Biden's. And Hunter was selling his stuff for 6 figures. Go figure...

by Anonymousreply 2June 10, 2025 5:44 PM

I would have purchased a cast of Hunter's penis.

by Anonymousreply 3June 10, 2025 5:47 PM

The reason is because art is a great way to launder money.

by Anonymousreply 4June 10, 2025 5:49 PM

They’ll be auctioning his work on cruise ships. Seriously.

Doesn’t make ‘em art, though.

by Anonymousreply 5June 10, 2025 6:11 PM

He's also a "musician." He makes beats on a synthesizer. He's a Renaissance Man.

by Anonymousreply 6June 10, 2025 6:19 PM

I was told Brody has a bent pencil dick. Not huge.

by Anonymousreply 7June 10, 2025 6:48 PM

Putting his dick in the pig milker makes him a slob.

by Anonymousreply 8June 10, 2025 6:57 PM

Brody is an asshole. I’m sure Weinstein’s wife told him it was vital and genius.

by Anonymousreply 9June 10, 2025 7:04 PM

Adrien Brody is horrendous.

by Anonymousreply 10June 10, 2025 7:23 PM

What or who is the pig milker?

by Anonymousreply 11June 10, 2025 7:26 PM

Fake "outsider" and "street art".

by Anonymousreply 12June 10, 2025 7:53 PM

Georgina, duh.

by Anonymousreply 13June 10, 2025 7:56 PM

There is no such thing as bad art, just bad artists.

by Anonymousreply 14June 10, 2025 7:59 PM

OT, but wasn't there some himbo doing portraits by dipping his cock in paint and slapping it on the canvas? If I recall, he was pretty hot (and well endowed, obviously).

by Anonymousreply 15June 10, 2025 8:14 PM

I have enjoyed him as an actor in some roles, but as an art historian, his art (and I have seen too much of it lately) is fucking ghastly.

by Anonymousreply 16June 10, 2025 8:25 PM

Because he's famous.

It's like Madonna's kid Rocco. His art is also awful yet he gets press and praise.

by Anonymousreply 17June 10, 2025 8:27 PM

I still think Rocco’s art is better than Adrian’s art.

by Anonymousreply 18June 10, 2025 8:29 PM

R18 it can be marginally better and still be shitty.

Rocco is an average 'talented' artist. There are several million Roccos in the world.

Most of them don't have famous parents.

by Anonymousreply 19June 10, 2025 8:33 PM

Hunter has the greater talent.

by Anonymousreply 20June 10, 2025 8:37 PM

I gets worse as you scroll down.

by Anonymousreply 21June 10, 2025 8:45 PM

Again, for the unfamiliar

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by Anonymousreply 22June 10, 2025 8:47 PM

He is a nose with eyes.

by Anonymousreply 23June 10, 2025 9:44 PM

A face for radio and a voice for print.

by Anonymousreply 24June 10, 2025 9:47 PM

His art is as bad as his acting. Have you seen The Brutalist?

by Anonymousreply 25June 10, 2025 10:37 PM

[quote]Almost as bad as Hunter Biden's. And Hunter was selling his stuff for 6 figures. Go figure...

R2 Dear sweet summer child … the price on Hunter's oeuvres included access.

by Anonymousreply 26June 10, 2025 11:02 PM

What? Is that an Andy Warhol rip-off? I think the shady art world was why that PR lady in fancy LA was killed.

by Anonymousreply 27June 10, 2025 11:36 PM

That article is indeed brutal…pixilated images downloaded from the internet, that’s embarrassing. But it does mention a (now deceased) French artist and I like his stuff.

by Anonymousreply 28June 11, 2025 12:08 AM

Isn't he about due to disappear for another 12 years?

by Anonymousreply 29June 11, 2025 12:19 AM

The artwork is truly hideous. It's shitty street art inspired Miami schlock. Impressively terrible.

by Anonymousreply 30June 11, 2025 12:57 AM

So the very exclusive "it's not art until we say it's art" group doesn't want an outsider to join their group? Got it.

by Anonymousreply 31June 11, 2025 1:42 AM

I hope he isn't claiming the one he is standing near as his own because I saw one remarkably similar to it recently.

by Anonymousreply 32June 11, 2025 1:44 AM

How do you fuck up an Oscar acceptance speech TWICE?!

by Anonymousreply 33June 11, 2025 1:47 AM

[quote] the very exclusive "it's not art until we say it's art" group doesn't want an outsider to join their group?

A true unknown outsider like a 2 time Oscar winner, right? Maybe you're confused, there's some skill and work and effort in what he's doing but the subject matter is so lame. It's so trashy. There's DOZENS of street art types doing the exact same post-Warhol take on Marilyn and cartoon characters. I've seen worse examples, he's clearly trying, but the subject matter alone is totally cursed. I've always enjoyed his acting. The art is.... not strong.

by Anonymousreply 34June 11, 2025 2:08 AM

It's pretty underwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 35June 11, 2025 2:15 AM

Was anyone asking for another Marilyn collage?

by Anonymousreply 36June 11, 2025 2:36 AM

In a word, R36, No. Here's one of many Marilyn's by Mr. Brainwash

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by Anonymousreply 37June 11, 2025 2:43 PM

The old Collage and paint splatter trick.

A very old and much abused form of "artistic expression" by the marginally talented.

But, hey...if it makes you happy...

Just don't call it a piece of serious art.

Or, pay much money for it.

by Anonymousreply 38June 11, 2025 8:21 PM

Neither ghastly nor horrendous, just derivative and hence boring.

by Anonymousreply 39June 12, 2025 8:23 AM
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