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From ART News: Adrien Brody’s Art Is Horrendous. Why Are Some People Pretending It Isn’t?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 12, 2025 8:23 AM |
It's the kind of stuff you see at some summertime art fest for $75, the kind of stuff someone makes in their garage as a side hustle. But nothing that merits a show of its own or hundreds of thousands of dollars as a price tag.
Not even if he rubbed his huge cock all over it.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 10, 2025 5:41 PM |
Almost as bad as Hunter Biden's. And Hunter was selling his stuff for 6 figures. Go figure...
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 10, 2025 5:44 PM |
I would have purchased a cast of Hunter's penis.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 10, 2025 5:47 PM |
The reason is because art is a great way to launder money.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 10, 2025 5:49 PM |
They’ll be auctioning his work on cruise ships. Seriously.
Doesn’t make ‘em art, though.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 10, 2025 6:11 PM |
He's also a "musician." He makes beats on a synthesizer. He's a Renaissance Man.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 10, 2025 6:19 PM |
I was told Brody has a bent pencil dick. Not huge.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 10, 2025 6:48 PM |
Putting his dick in the pig milker makes him a slob.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 10, 2025 6:57 PM |
Brody is an asshole. I’m sure Weinstein’s wife told him it was vital and genius.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 10, 2025 7:04 PM |
Adrien Brody is horrendous.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 10, 2025 7:23 PM |
What or who is the pig milker?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 10, 2025 7:26 PM |
Fake "outsider" and "street art".
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 10, 2025 7:53 PM |
Georgina, duh.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 10, 2025 7:56 PM |
There is no such thing as bad art, just bad artists.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 10, 2025 7:59 PM |
OT, but wasn't there some himbo doing portraits by dipping his cock in paint and slapping it on the canvas? If I recall, he was pretty hot (and well endowed, obviously).
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 10, 2025 8:14 PM |
I have enjoyed him as an actor in some roles, but as an art historian, his art (and I have seen too much of it lately) is fucking ghastly.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 10, 2025 8:25 PM |
Because he's famous.
It's like Madonna's kid Rocco. His art is also awful yet he gets press and praise.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 10, 2025 8:27 PM |
I still think Rocco’s art is better than Adrian’s art.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 10, 2025 8:29 PM |
R18 it can be marginally better and still be shitty.
Rocco is an average 'talented' artist. There are several million Roccos in the world.
Most of them don't have famous parents.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 10, 2025 8:33 PM |
Hunter has the greater talent.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 10, 2025 8:37 PM |
I gets worse as you scroll down.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 10, 2025 8:45 PM |
He is a nose with eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 10, 2025 9:44 PM |
A face for radio and a voice for print.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 10, 2025 9:47 PM |
His art is as bad as his acting. Have you seen The Brutalist?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 10, 2025 10:37 PM |
[quote]Almost as bad as Hunter Biden's. And Hunter was selling his stuff for 6 figures. Go figure...
R2 Dear sweet summer child … the price on Hunter's oeuvres included access.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 10, 2025 11:02 PM |
What? Is that an Andy Warhol rip-off? I think the shady art world was why that PR lady in fancy LA was killed.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 10, 2025 11:36 PM |
That article is indeed brutal…pixilated images downloaded from the internet, that’s embarrassing. But it does mention a (now deceased) French artist and I like his stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 11, 2025 12:08 AM |
Isn't he about due to disappear for another 12 years?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 11, 2025 12:19 AM |
The artwork is truly hideous. It's shitty street art inspired Miami schlock. Impressively terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 11, 2025 12:57 AM |
So the very exclusive "it's not art until we say it's art" group doesn't want an outsider to join their group? Got it.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 11, 2025 1:42 AM |
I hope he isn't claiming the one he is standing near as his own because I saw one remarkably similar to it recently.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 11, 2025 1:44 AM |
How do you fuck up an Oscar acceptance speech TWICE?!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 11, 2025 1:47 AM |
[quote] the very exclusive "it's not art until we say it's art" group doesn't want an outsider to join their group?
A true unknown outsider like a 2 time Oscar winner, right? Maybe you're confused, there's some skill and work and effort in what he's doing but the subject matter is so lame. It's so trashy. There's DOZENS of street art types doing the exact same post-Warhol take on Marilyn and cartoon characters. I've seen worse examples, he's clearly trying, but the subject matter alone is totally cursed. I've always enjoyed his acting. The art is.... not strong.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 11, 2025 2:08 AM |
It's pretty underwhelming.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 11, 2025 2:15 AM |
Was anyone asking for another Marilyn collage?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 11, 2025 2:36 AM |
In a word, R36, No. Here's one of many Marilyn's by Mr. Brainwash
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 11, 2025 2:43 PM |
The old Collage and paint splatter trick.
A very old and much abused form of "artistic expression" by the marginally talented.
But, hey...if it makes you happy...
Just don't call it a piece of serious art.
Or, pay much money for it.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 11, 2025 8:21 PM |
Neither ghastly nor horrendous, just derivative and hence boring.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 12, 2025 8:23 AM |