What has Satchel done to their face?

What a pretty lady. The mom is nice too.

OMG. Ronan is transitioning...or he has already transitioned. All that's left to do is to ask what her names is...and her pronouns....

Well, he's always wanted to be a strong Scandinavian woman named Helga.

"Oh Mother Darling! I am so happy you have brought me here to mingle with the other show people you know!"

I just can't believe that Woody Allen is his biological father.

She looks lovely for a lady who's pushing forty.

Do none of her other kids like hanging out with her?

The tragedy, IMO at least, is that Ronan is a very talented writer, and he is extremely intelligent and what he has done to himself as far as looks go, has totally distracted from all that.

R8 It's also a sign of deep emotional disturbance and probably a disfunctional childhood thanks to msmma Mia.

Where is the Mia is bitch troll?

He looks just like Woody Allen.

I'm thinking Mia got a sperm donor. A lot of Boomer women did that in the 80s (1960s std's rendered many people infertile). And they always wanted the father to have blue eyes, light-colored hair and high IQ.

What does std possess?

He has Frank's eyes.

[quote]And they always wanted the father to have blue eyes, light-colored hair and high IQ.

I could've populated a small nation.

Save some for your mama!

I wonder how Mia supports herself financially? She was never a big box-office star, and she hasn't worked that much in the last 20 years.

She came from money.

Look what it's done for Lloyd-Webber, sitting directly behind them.

[quote]R18 She came from money.

Well, her father was a successful director, but one who also had masses of children to support. Then he died when she was a teen and the mom had to go back to work as a stage actress in her 50s. So, I think the money had dried up by then.

[quote] the mom had to go back to work as a stage actress in her 50s

Just like every ingenue in stock!

Satchel?

That's his real name, R22.

Mia doesn't have any family money, as r20 pointed out.

He’s starting to resemble BARBARA Sinatra.

I wonder what his deal is. Maybe he's one of those attractive men who are terrified of aging. He was gorgeous 10 years ago pre-surgery.

He has Fran—

[QUOTE] He has Frank's eyes.

Fuck off, R14.

I cannot think of another person who's that intelligent and has that much going for him, and yet looks like THAT.

He’s just ugly

He has Woody’s nose and forehead, haha.

"I cannot think of another person who's that intelligent and has that much going for him..."

His career imploded in scandal a few years ago- something about presenting alternative facts in his writing. Now he just tweaks his face and does selfies.

R26 pretty obvious your older ex dumps you after dating for 10+ years and then he starts dating a 20 something who he instantly gets engaged too.

It’s sad he seems like he has been trying to style himself a little more masc, but all the filler and tox is just making his face appear more feminine. Which just looks weird with his new abs. So many gay men get obsessed with looking young that they end up fucking up perfectly good face with cosmetic work. It’s often better to look your age than try and maintain looking 27.

Mia is bitch.

Finally, R34.

Like others have said, Mia's family was huge and they had little money when her father died. She did well for herself and lived a plush life through the '70s and '80s, but I don't believe she's ever been extremely wealthy independently. She lives a pretty unglamorous life these days. I'm sure she's invested well enough to live comfortably, but she's been in the same farmhouse in Bridgewater, CT for decades. I'm sure Ronan has much more cash than his mother, and that he would take care of her if need be (though I don't ever envision that happening).

He has his father's eyes.

Yes, the chile has his daddy's eyes and the shape of his head too. he is definitely Frank's. Frank was such a hateful homophobic POS, I'm glad he has another Gay son.

[quote] I'm glad he has another Gay son.

He has another son who is gay, or he has another son named Gay?

Mia is bitch.

"SATAN IS HIS FATHER, ROSEMARY!!!"

BWAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA!

Did Mia get good divorce settlements from Frank or Andre Previn?