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NEWLINE - Learn it, use it, I”m tired of BLOCKS of text

I won’t read your texts if they’re over 5 lines long with no breaks or if they're a series of staccato one line messages.

For those of you who dictate your texts and include punctuation marks, please use the “newline” command.

For those of you who are afraid to type the return key, lest it send your message prematurely, press SHIFT and then press RETURN, that should give you a break in those ambiguous text entry scenarios.

Embrace the ¶. I have declared my boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 12June 9, 2025 7:02 PM

Blow it out your ass.

by Anonymousreply 1June 9, 2025 11:48 AM

Every post you make here is stupid. No one is texting you.

by Anonymousreply 2June 9, 2025 11:50 AM

If you can’t handle five lines of text, OP, we’d rather you didn’t read it.

by Anonymousreply 3June 9, 2025 11:51 AM

[quote]Embrace the ¶.

Ain't nobody using the pilcrow in texts or on DL, whore.

by Anonymousreply 4June 9, 2025 11:57 AM

And this stupid post has helped me populate my block list with a-holes; One stop blocking as it were.

Keep posting mis amores, thanks for identifying yourselves.

by Anonymousreply 5June 9, 2025 11:59 AM

I love how r5/OP can't take a joke. And of course he won't sign his post when he's gloating about blocking posters.

by Anonymousreply 6June 9, 2025 12:04 PM

OP

is

right

on

about

this.

by Anonymousreply 7June 9, 2025 12:25 PM

OP is telling you [italic]now[/italic] so they don't have to tell you [italic]then[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 8June 9, 2025 12:28 PM

PRONTO

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by Anonymousreply 9June 9, 2025 12:39 PM

Ithinkyoumayhaveapoint.

by Anonymousreply 10June 9, 2025 12:46 PM

I EAT OLD PEOPLES’ EXCREMENT!!!!

by Anonymousreply 11June 9, 2025 1:16 PM

^ you've come to the right place dearie

by Anonymousreply 12June 9, 2025 7:02 PM
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