A reading of the Shit Brickhouse Troll’s “Tail from the Whole Foods Parking Lot”

ROFLMAO

I love the guy giggling while reading this

The Whole Foods Parking Lot scenario was the Shit Brickhouse Troll's masterpiece--it was the equivalent of Bonnie Mace's Dolly Parton scenario or the Deb Messing Troll's post-Katrina scenario.

Unfortunately, unlike Bonnie Mace and the Deb Messing Troll, the Shit Brickhouse Troll did not know when to stop and kept going on after hitting his high point. But it really was a high point nonetheless.

Gay voice for days! Almost as bad as mine.

But yes, I also giggled along. I'll never get over the classic "I'm in my mid 50s, but most folks guess mid 30s". So fucking funny.

I love the name Tayte (I pronounced it Tay-tee)

It would’ve been way better if he’d maintained the hysterical, shrieking delivery that the text demands.