Have you gone through a mid-life crisis yet?

My head is still bald, my car still has a top and most dudes still gross me out, so no.

[quote]Divorced your spouse?

BINGO!!

Of course, that was 20 years ago. How time flies.

Maybe. I'm 41 and bought myself a state-of-the-art kayak! And vowed to do any and all active-adventure tourism this decade. I don't get some of my friends who are planning on doing that type of travel after they retire.

When I hit 30 - as we were required to do

When I hit 45 - orphaned!

When I hit 55- I didn’t want money, security, or work; I want interesting fabric

I think when I turned forty I did. It was just a super anxious year where I was terrified of getting older and really grieving over my wasted potential

I kind of went through one at only age 20 when I was the first of anyone in my peer group to start to go bald.

This is so embarrassing but I was so despondently depressed about the hair thing.. I used my college graduation money to get a cheap toupee. It itched like fuck and looked fake; EVERYONE KNEW it was a rug. I gave up and embraced baldness a year later.

I have permanent arrested development, so I don't have to worry about it.

You got a toupee at 20?