The heat is bringing out all the hot street meats. But how do I get thing started? Is $ 20 enough these days in flyover states? No, I don't want reference to that horrendous " touched by a hobo " thread, it is tawdy & unhelpful
Homeless meats, what's the etiquette to approaching them?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 17, 2025 1:24 AM |
Offer them drugs and alcohol perhaps? Or a brand new shopping cart?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 7, 2025 5:00 PM |
Wear your thinnest and most transparent caftan. When you see appetizing streetmeat, lift up the caftan over your waist, bend over, and present mussy! A well-timed and sassy "YOO-HOO!" will attract attention.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 7, 2025 6:05 PM |
They make Momma's mussy sputter and sizzle like an egg dropped onto the hottest tarmac!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 7, 2025 6:33 PM |
It's giving predator
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 7, 2025 8:09 PM |
My sister met a guy on hinge - turns out he’s homeless but the sex is so good she can’t stop helping him out.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 7, 2025 8:11 PM |
THere’s a guy at my local Panera that is a reasonable facisimile of Morgan Spector as Mr.Russell, in threadbare runnning shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 16, 2025 10:33 PM |
$20 is good OP. You don’t want them bringing a hammer thinking that you’re rich.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 16, 2025 10:36 PM |
I wish this thread existed 50 years ago....
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 16, 2025 10:37 PM |
I can’t think of anything less enticing than the thought of sex with a homeless dude.
Well, maybe bathroom sex in Penn Station.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 16, 2025 11:59 PM |
A little oil bay seasoning and a splash of olive oil and they make a great tartare.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 17, 2025 12:01 AM |
A good shower and they are fine. They crave the human touch.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 17, 2025 12:04 AM |
Sear them on hot August concrete for a nice char. Remember, brown food is good food.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 17, 2025 12:07 AM |
Cooties!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 17, 2025 12:15 AM |
Which Penn Station, R9? Baltimore?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 17, 2025 12:18 AM |
Newark, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 17, 2025 12:38 AM |
Newark is hot!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 17, 2025 12:45 AM |
$50 is the new $20
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 17, 2025 12:51 AM |
OP don't knock sex on a freight train till ya try it! Choo Choooo!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 17, 2025 1:24 AM |