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Homeless meats, what's the etiquette to approaching them?

The heat is bringing out all the hot street meats. But how do I get thing started? Is $ 20 enough these days in flyover states? No, I don't want reference to that horrendous " touched by a hobo " thread, it is tawdy & unhelpful

by Anonymousreply 18October 17, 2025 1:24 AM

Offer them drugs and alcohol perhaps? Or a brand new shopping cart?

by Anonymousreply 1June 7, 2025 5:00 PM

Wear your thinnest and most transparent caftan. When you see appetizing streetmeat, lift up the caftan over your waist, bend over, and present mussy! A well-timed and sassy "YOO-HOO!" will attract attention.

by Anonymousreply 2June 7, 2025 6:05 PM

They make Momma's mussy sputter and sizzle like an egg dropped onto the hottest tarmac!

by Anonymousreply 3June 7, 2025 6:33 PM

It's giving predator

by Anonymousreply 4June 7, 2025 8:09 PM

My sister met a guy on hinge - turns out he’s homeless but the sex is so good she can’t stop helping him out.

by Anonymousreply 5June 7, 2025 8:11 PM

THere’s a guy at my local Panera that is a reasonable facisimile of Morgan Spector as Mr.Russell, in threadbare runnning shorts.

by Anonymousreply 6October 16, 2025 10:33 PM

$20 is good OP. You don’t want them bringing a hammer thinking that you’re rich.

by Anonymousreply 7October 16, 2025 10:36 PM

I wish this thread existed 50 years ago....

by Anonymousreply 8October 16, 2025 10:37 PM

I can’t think of anything less enticing than the thought of sex with a homeless dude.

Well, maybe bathroom sex in Penn Station.

by Anonymousreply 9October 16, 2025 11:59 PM

A little oil bay seasoning and a splash of olive oil and they make a great tartare.

by Anonymousreply 10October 17, 2025 12:01 AM

A good shower and they are fine. They crave the human touch.

by Anonymousreply 11October 17, 2025 12:04 AM

Sear them on hot August concrete for a nice char. Remember, brown food is good food.

by Anonymousreply 12October 17, 2025 12:07 AM

Cooties!

by Anonymousreply 13October 17, 2025 12:15 AM

Which Penn Station, R9? Baltimore?

by Anonymousreply 14October 17, 2025 12:18 AM

Newark, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 15October 17, 2025 12:38 AM

Newark is hot!

by Anonymousreply 16October 17, 2025 12:45 AM

$50 is the new $20

by Anonymousreply 17October 17, 2025 12:51 AM

OP don't knock sex on a freight train till ya try it! Choo Choooo!

by Anonymousreply 18October 17, 2025 1:24 AM
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