Sam Nivola covers the latest issue of Dust Magazine

Why is he all contorted?

Looks tasty!

Looks weathered.

Can you imagine how many have sucked that….,

Not many. He seems very sheltered and is a double nepo.

Who's huh?

Asking who he is wouldn’t look so trollish if you weren’t all over the White Lotus threads

With his live-in girlfriend Iris Apatow. They share a New York apartment with their cat.

Meh.

Yes. They’ve dated for a while, since teens. Now early 20s. Very cute.

Forget him. Give me his hot dad Alessandro anytime.

Nothing says hetero like lying on your back with legs spread akimbo.

R16 he’s just doing what the photographer says

Kaaaaaawwwwwweeeeeennnnnn!

R16 Yea. Queer-baiting doesn't exist. No Gen Z straight guy would ever take a picture just for a "like".

He learned to queer-bait from his dad!

Are he and Iris nepo beards?

[quote]Nothing says hetero like lying on your back with legs spread akimbo.

Nothing says hetero like wearing boxer shorts.

He is contorted in all the photos to hide that hes skinny but not in shape. Has a belly and love handles. They the raised hands and bent back poses. Also, they are lame come hither poses. Cheesy as fuck. He must have no taste or be so cool he doesn't give fuck.

he probably dieted and worked out to have the twink body in White Lotus. He's probably a lazy boy. He's cute. And I'm not saying he's fat in any way.

Patrick can get a bit jelly too, when he's not working out.

[quote][R16] Yea. Queer-baiting doesn't exist. No Gen Z straight guy would ever take a picture just for a "like".

I find it funny that "woke" progressives insist that queer/gay baiting doesn't exist (despite evidence to the contrary) yet they believe in trans/nonbinary ideology (which requires a leap of faith).

They're a bundle of contradictions!

Not crazy about the cover shot. The first thing I thought of after seeing it was Kerry Washington in The Last King of Scotland…after *that* happens. The arms and legs thing.

Sam is a little cutie and I’ve always liked his hot, hairy chested dad.

Bland

He looks like his mom. Poor thing didn't get his dad's handsome looks.

He looks 12. But I’ve always thought his father was delicious.

His father is Italian

Sam Nivola speaks fluent Italian

R30 Yes. Part Sardinian and part German Jew.

R12 yes. He is actually FROM NY, and lives here.

Who talked him into posing in such a ridiculous manner?

The photographer

Double nepo and can't act for shit.

I love he how he has to constantly stress he has a girlfriend.

He looks better in motion. Like jerking off Walter Goggins or fingering some bangkok lady. I missed a lot of this middling show except for the changing of the bathing suit. That was hot.

R37 he didn’t stress it. He just mentioned her. Many people in relationships mention their partner. Cooper mentioned his at one point too.

R36 being a nepo usually means you don’t have to actually be good at the job

R40: Not necessarily true. Being a nepo opens doors but doesn't guarantee a great career with longevity. If the nepo can't act and/or has a string of flops, well then the nepo privilege can only carry them so far.

Flops? It’s 2025. Flops barely does anything to anyone these days.

On the other hand, Syndey Sweeney is a pure non-nepo baby and is totally devoid of talent and yet she’s the number one choice at all the studios these days. Go figure.

Since when has talent been Hollywoods #1 care? Let’s be for real.